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Can I see your box? I'm sorry, I'll rephrase that. Show me your box.
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"So many potential responses, so many lines to cross."
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"****** College"
"Is this a mental facility?""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"We enclose our order. Please accept our apologies for its washed-out state - our three-year-old took hold of it when our backs were turned, and he had a crayon..."
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"That is the only time 'I have wood for your sheep' is appropriate outside of certain remote regions of the country."Comment
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Me "Oh, please please shoot me."
C "Okay!"
D "That's my job!"
C "But I want to!"
Me "There's no need to argue, you guys can both shoot me. Just make sure you do it at the same time. No need to torture me."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"Did you just refer to me as a penis?"Comment
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"I wanted to put it on my nipple, but she wouldn't let me."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"I hope those two have showered."
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"My dinner was too salty, I drank too many Red Bulls, and now I think my head's shrinking."Comment
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"BUTT RUFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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So, how was I last night?Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
PossJBComment
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Ah, I see your fish has finally burped!"Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. MunoaComment
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"Can you get the number plate of that dodgy looking guy on pump 12?"
"Hmm, yeah he does look dodgy... oh wait, that's my dad!" (and it was)Comment
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