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"He's the boss. That means you have to beat him up to finish work."
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"I didn't know that could fit in that way.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Let me see your tongue."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Have a good night!"
"You too, if you actually mean it."Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
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"Is it me, or are your boobs getting bigger?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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im gonna go out front and give barb a blow...
he's very close to you right now
"sorry, i don't know what kind of drinks guys use to pick up other guys" "must be something hard..."
you just have to jiggle it a bit
how do i cut my hair with a pocketknife? carefully...I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Don't talk to him--you'll only encourage him!I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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(Observed in restaurant kitchen)
Server: Hey, Tina! Cover me!
Tina: *Flings slices of cheese at Server.*I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPFComment
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"The hunt for bacon? I'll be in that!"
"I won't. Unless it's halal bacon. Or maybe facon."
"It's Kevin Bacon. But the facon is second prize."
"I've got a sore hand. Last night I spent two hours..."
...masturbating?"
"No! Playing Need for Speed ProStreet."
"That's almost the same thing."Comment
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"She'll probably just turn out to be a bitch"
"Well she is female"
"wow....I couldn't get away with saying that"
"It's cause I'm female"
"I don't like girls"
"well I don't like talking to them""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"you see that giant pole over there?"I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"Sorry, if you want to return your kid, we need the original packaging."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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walk away now or i will stab you with this vienna sausageThis is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/Comment
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"But doing it wrong's easier!"Comment
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