Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dips]

Yes. I'm joining Team Evil for the week.

[edible_hat]

Does this make you a Gummy Bear?

[crazylegs]

My manager took me up the back passage...

[Rapscallion]

"X is an ancient Gaelic name and literally means 'one who cannot be trusted', or 'thieving bastard'."

Rapscallion

[Rapscallion]

"I'd like to return this organic placenta ... I mean polenta!"

Rapscallion

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Hey Irv, what kind of undershirt are you wearing?"

[edible_hat]

"I met [local sporting celebrity] Mark Riccutto yesterday!"
"Who's that? Some kind of Italian ham mascot?"
(and that's how I found out who Mark Riccutto is)


"I was scared I'd have to explain how this monkey got set on fire, but when I started peeling off the plastic it was just as if he'd been shrink-wrapped."


"The launch party didn't do so well, so he had another one. The same seven people came, plus a photographer."

[technical.angel]

"... and if all else fails, we're available to throw techno babble at them until they're confused enough to say 'yes'."

[electrondan]

"the odds are good, but the goods are odd."

[ParkingWitch]

That van shimmies like a Jello mold on a Tilt-O-Whirl

I'm praying for menopause, like right now, over and done with.

[edible_hat]

"You mean you don't do the nudie run?"
"Not usually."
"I do it every day, and I live with my in-laws."

[iradney]

I used to be able to fill a 50l tank for 3 bucks

[crazylegs]

Why is his beard on fire?

[Rapscallion]

Smells like a bunch of teenagers in here.

You're just a wannabe satanist, aren't you?

Rapscallion

[crazylegs]

That's going to squirt at me isn't it?
Nah, that's why I'm eating it from the hole.