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"You know people! I know my ass is large but could you please stop walking into it!"If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.Comment
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"My butt is warm. My butt is toasty. I think my ass is on FIRE!!!!"When will the fantasy end? When will the heaven begin?Comment
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"Please, Mr. Microsoft, may I have a bowl of chum?"The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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"Alchemy time!"Not all who wander are lost.Comment
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"Man pounding loudly with mallet - that's the icing on the cake, really."Not all who wander are lost.Comment
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"Princess Stephanie is eatin' her Lean Cuisine. You deal with it."Comment
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Are your Greek olives grown in the UK?
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I'm like a bear: either hibernating, or eating the ass of the ranger who gets too close."Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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She's treading on thin water.Comment
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Don't touch me. You might get my kidney stone."Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"Is somebody backing up?"Not all who wander are lost.Comment
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"I don't know where mine is. Just go looking through managers' mailboxes until you find one.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"My cheese is sweating a bit."
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"We'll give them a seal, with little balls on its nose."Not all who wander are lost.Comment
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