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**BusBus** · 01-16-2007, 04:49 AM

You pee in a cup like everybody else!

**BusBus** · 01-16-2007, 04:49 AM

My friend is turned on by big noses.

**PuckishOne** · 01-16-2007, 08:48 PM

"He's been paid for - that's why this is so frustrating!"

**Rapscallion** · 01-17-2007, 06:53 PM

"Will you stop groping my leg?"

Rapscallion

**Rapscallion** · 01-17-2007, 06:54 PM

"Do you think she'll ever realise that Darwin is hinting at something?"

Rapscallion

**Fanceytron** · 01-18-2007, 02:51 AM

"I made you, I can touch you all I want."

**Rapscallion** · 01-18-2007, 01:20 PM

"We currently sell a number of fairtrade item, including coffee, tea, hot chocolate and snake bars."

Rapscallion

**Raerlynn** · 01-19-2007, 02:07 AM

If anyone bridges this customer's modem, Raerlynn will be one angry monkey.

**GayleShy** · 01-19-2007, 02:33 AM

What do you mean you touched her boobs?

**SuperDan** · 01-19-2007, 02:51 AM

"I think it looks like a good last-day prank, if the mill ever hires me. Nick's car would be a good center for the circle."

**Rapscallion** · 01-19-2007, 05:40 PM

Do you realise what that means I did to your mother?

Rapscallion

**Rapscallion** · 01-19-2007, 05:40 PM

I went for a break and when I came back my knob was all sticky.

Rapscallion

**NightAngel** · 01-19-2007, 06:09 PM

"Oh, my day was good. I came to work, checked some people out and then ate an earthworm."

**PuckishOne** · 01-19-2007, 08:35 PM

"Yeah, he's about an octave up from Barry White."

**SuperDan** · 01-21-2007, 03:57 AM

"The cops just called back. He didn't stop. They've got five cars behind him and he still hasn't stopped."

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