Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Rapscallion]

"If I can bring happiness to a person's day by going 'rawr', then I'll do it."

"It was either one Gb or one Mb. Either way, it was one. Definitely one."

Rapscallion

[smileyeagle1021]

"so how much did McCain win by"
"don't you ever read the paper or watch the news"
"why... oh DAMNIT"

[Dreamstalker]

"Why is your backpack full of potatoes?"

"Back off. I have a bag of frozen shrimp and I know how to use it."

"Rush-hour commuters should get a free taser with each CharlieCard purchased."
"Might want to limit that to the sane ones who could pass a full background check."

[Jadedcarguy]

Hey, look! It's <employee>, <Dealer> Chevrolet's answer to "What the fuck is your problem?"!!

[scroob]

"Tinkling is my life."
"You're supposed to stick the end that's not bent into the hole..."

[smileyeagle1021]

"you lead an old man down the forbidden path... He will not look kindly on that"
"He rarely does..."

[technical.angel]

Stuck packet, I just had to shake it loose.

[Dreamstalker]

"If there was a way to design a defib machine into dodgy computers, I could make millions."
"Save someone's life while getting that presentation ready...although you know there are people who would care more about the presentation."

[scroob]

Be a real man and put on a dress!

[Shangri-laschild]

"I don't see what's so bad about the idea of me having a tranq gun."

[Rapscallion]

"I got ninj, but I'm ... not a ninja..."

Rapscallion

[KMMCurly]

"Just put the card up the botton.... why do I feel so dirty when I say that?"

[crazylegs]

Offside reversing lamp not lit when reverse engaged;
Offside reversing lamp not fitted to this vehicle.


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The girls go wild over maltesers in my helmet.

[TinyWaitress]

"You have stuffing. That came out of a Chicken's butt"

[edible_hat]

"And now, I shall go home to a woman and a wine bottle."
"Dare I ask which you're looking forward to more?"
"I don't have to choose, I can have both at the same time."