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"This isn't working, I need some kind of tool."
"He comes in at 1:00."
"He comes in at 1:00."
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"There's a fine art to insulting people in such a way that they thank you for it."Comment
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"Thanks to you, every time I hear that song I think of hamsters."
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"Would you date a man that smelled like hamburger?"Comment
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'i wonder if there is an snowflake museum where all the worlds snowflakes secretly go so they can make sure that no two are the same'there is always reason to my unreasonable madness! even if its just being tired of reasonComment
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"I would've whipped it out for you!!!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Reason for requesting credit, was special order for customer who has died. We're going to hell if we laugh ... Oh, you're going to hell..."
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interesting views...
Baby Jesus was born so he could have pork roll
Little known fact: one of the gifts the wise men brought was pork roll. It's in the bible. Leviticus 18:4.
Another little known fact: baby Jesus hated cream cheese.
I could write this show. Except I'm not on enough crack.NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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Look! His blood drops form a smiley face!Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
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"I can't wait to get home and take my pants off."
"Why wait until you get home?"Comment
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How do you change the color of your balls?I know nothing and I can prove it!
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Excuse me, do you have any nighties?
Ladies or mens?
You don't want your husband ending up with pink balls."I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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"Sorry, but I wouldn't get out of bed for anything less that $8,000,000 (EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS!) and a case of viagra (which would get me back into bed."
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Don't S. A. Y. the f**k word.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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