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Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
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"Well that sounds better than a kick up the bum."
"Should we test that theory?"Comment
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"No work means I play"
"Look at you all spiffed up!"
"Got a lunch date"
"Figured, have a good time"Comment
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"If that man lives another 5 years the way he lets stress affect him I'll be amazed"
"Well obviously his wife thinks that too since she's making him go to the doctor"
"Which is amazing in and of itself, she hates him more than we do, you'd think she'd want him dead"Comment
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"I've had to deal with drunken beligerent teenagers. And that was just the staff.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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Whenever he asks 'How were things while I was gone?' I say they were quiet. I don't think he gets the joke...
Are you eating styrofoam today?I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"[former coworker] says hi, also he looks gayer than ever."
"I bet next time we see him he'll have his hands down some guy's pants."
"Look, you've written 'Roaring Loin'."
"Um... that's the version with Viagra in it?"Comment
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"Don't try to hold it in too long, just let it all out. But wait until you get to the toilet first."Comment
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I must remember to jump on the trainline on Friday"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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"If you want full time hours you have to push a full-timer down the stairs, then take theirs.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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But Sneezewell is not Snodgrass!I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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CW: "Hey this won't ring. Who do I call?"
Me: "....Ghostbusters."
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"If you switch it off, it won't let you turn it back on again for five minutes. It will tell you to
off. In fact the readout will say ' off, can't restart for three minutes, forty five seconds.' With a capital F."
"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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"Well, it's nipple height right now, but consistency depends on whether we have a cold snap imminent."
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