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"Hold on. I have to tell this customer where to go and how to get there."
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Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"Oh crap, I'm wearing clothes!"I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"Choose a lesbian.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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"its not like we're down there sniffing his pants"
"i didnt realize that you had to suck on it for a really long time...and i bit it too early and almost broke my teeth"
"i like to start on the other end"Comment
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"We'll have to use smaller words today so Paul can understand what we're talking about."
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"Them's fightin' words!"
"No they're not. 'You're mother's a c*nt'--THOSE are fighting words!"I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"What is it about this week and bananas as offhand weapons?"
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"You shouldn't try to apply logic when dealing with that customer."I still miss my ex.
But my aim is getting better.Comment
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Fight-or-flight has become bitch-or-ignore."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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Remember, more is always better...unless it's STDs.A crisis is a problem you can't control. Drama is a problem you can, but won't. - OtterComment
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"It's all minty in my nose."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Well her poop will be sparkley.""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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Are you over 18?
Come on! Take one for the team!Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
PossJBComment
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God, someones corset is a tad bit too tight.Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeperComment
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