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**~~edible_hat~~** · 03-01-2009, 09:52 PM

"I can't wait for the A League final tonight!"
"It was last night. We lost 1-0."

**Shangri-laschild** · 03-02-2009, 02:45 PM

The title of a department email: "Naked Week"

**draftermatt** · 03-02-2009, 02:48 PM

"After we get this schedule figured out can we go home?"

**technical.angel** · 03-02-2009, 04:11 PM

"But it's still on my screen!!"

**~~edible_hat~~** · 03-03-2009, 06:07 AM

"Ow, I hurt my pants!"

**draftermatt** · 03-03-2009, 02:11 PM

"The roof doesn't have a ceiling"
"Why not?"
"It's the roof, there's sky above you!"

**Spiffy McMoron** · 03-04-2009, 05:02 AM

A teacher gets mixed up with meth...you sure that's not my biography you're watching?

**Becks** · 03-05-2009, 03:36 AM

"Aren't you grounded? Not allowed to be out after dark or something?"

**Bagboy** · 03-05-2009, 01:20 PM

The bees! The bees! Get them off me

**draftermatt** · 03-05-2009, 05:48 PM

"El Cemento? What the hell is that!?"

"I wouldn't be able to stop myself the next day, 'Hey Frank, El Cemento is hard, no?'"

**Spiffy McMoron** · 03-06-2009, 02:01 AM

How long does it take to run across the street?
For normal people, or for people shaped like M?

**Shangri-laschild** · 03-06-2009, 04:24 AM

"So he's fisting me"

**Rapscallion** · 03-06-2009, 01:41 PM

"He's got his foot up her arse!"

Rapscallion

**Rapscallion** · 03-06-2009, 05:05 PM

"If this keeps going, I'll end up inverse!"

Rapscallion

**~~edible_hat~~** · 03-07-2009, 11:10 AM

"And then we have the midget transvestite."

Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend