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"Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"I'm sure T from Wonder Bread would be happy to give you some dancing tips.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Lets play hide and seek!""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Now, when streets cross, that's just not cool.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"I really hope we can get rid of these cleaners. They're not just stupid, they're dishonest."
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RecycleMania? Is that like WrestleMania?"Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"I'm coming! I'm coming!"
"Well, that's a good sign..."
Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.
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"Do you have a rubber?""Being crazy was the only thing that kept me from going insane."
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"Don't mind me. I have an attitude problem."
"So do I!"-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
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"She wants to speak to my supervisor."
"Oh, I hope that I don't throw up on her."-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
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"I'm all confusilated now."Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"You should have told him you wear a strap-on around the house."Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"This thing has more Trojans than a drugstore.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Are we Foghorn Leghorn today, or are you just too loud?"Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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