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"Is that the retail-employee version of condoms in your wallet?"
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor -
"You knew what I wasn't going to do before I didn't do it.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Let's stop the stupidity."
I think we found Evilhomer's new catchphrase.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"That customer is... spicy."
"Muy caliente!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Your back hatch is open! Have you been driving around with your back hatch open like a crazy lady?""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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When you get old and resume wearing a onesie...Quoth Ghel View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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'It smells like a combo of feet, ass and Parmesan cheese'Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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"We are the 'Ex-Lax' of the company, we keep shit moving"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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"What's all over your car?"
"Vermont."Comment
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"This is a day where you just wanna crawl in a box and hide?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"New Myers-Briggs personality type: NMFP."
"NMFP?"
"Not My F$cking Problem.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Should we safeword this?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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How about your Meyers-Briggs-Stratton personality type?Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
IJTsM: Intuitive, Judging, Two-Stroke, Mowing.“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John RogersComment
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"Hang up! My life depends on it."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"It's a good day at work when you come home with someone's nuts in your pocket.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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