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"whoa, we better not do this or we'll break the couch"I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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"Why am I holding your nuts?"
"Well, I'd like to know why you're caressing them."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Yes but where are we going to PUT 125lbs of chocolate pudding?"
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"Crap, I was hoping you would forget I was out there!""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Four minutes late from break isn't that bad, considering I only had 20 and I spent 12 of it in line at Burger King.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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Buckle up, drive safe, and watch out for mimes!
*Yes miMes, not miNes*...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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