Job Application Hilarity

[Whiskey]

I think hes talking about the store Old Navy, not the military Navy.

[EvilEmpryss]

Oops.

But the military does ask those kinds of questions.

[wagegoth]

Craigslist.. = http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/ my second favorite site after this one.

Train wreck syndrome attack! I can't stop looking at it, page by page . . .

[Whiskey]

I didn't even apply for this one. I love unsolicited job offers.

Dear Whiskey,
I'm Elisa Brown.ú
I'm staff manager of our Company. Our dept reviewed your resume on
Yahoo!HotJobs so Our department sure that you are suitable for the vacancy
of Customer manger of our Marketing Agency
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Description: collecting mone.y from our clients.
Schedule: part-time job position with flexible schedule.
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We provide you:
Traning&Seminars
Salary is $3k per month.
Wage plus bonus pay
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this work may be the good complement to your current jo.b.
If you are interested, feel free to e-mail me for more information right
now.
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Thank you
Elisa Brown

That is the literal format, foreign letters included.

[EvilEmpryss]

Yeah spammers are getting getting lazy. I received an email with a very convincing-sounding return email address, but the subject line was in Arabic characters.

I'm pretty certain my USAA-affiliated bank wouldn't send me an email in Arabic.