I think I got some guy in serious trouble....

[zzapp the witch]

Yes, but I grew up on a farm and I can tell you that ducks don't have penises....at least not like that.

[blas]

If you have the old version of the Little Mermaid (the one that came out in the early 90s), you'll see at the ending that the priest has a very large boner. It's not even hidden, there is a lump in his pants. Of course when I was 5 I didn't notice, but when I got bored and watched it at...like...16...............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry for laughing but good god that was hilarious.

I think on my next "adventure", it'd be fun to dress up as Sleeping Beauty. Princess Leia and Jenna Jameson are getting boring.

[Blueberry]

I thought I would update this.
Apparently, he called in and cancelled his order. Said he didn't want it anymore....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ruh roh, I think wifey put two and two together! Or she googled the books and found out what they really were.

[Bliss]

(Sadly enough, this whole idea actually bothers me not so much because of the kiddie porn, but rather because some hack who wants to draw nekkid underage girls is ripping some of my favorite characters out of literature and utterly perverting them to do it. But I recognize that I'm an old book geek, and what SHOULD be bothering me is the kiddie porn, and how popular it apparently is.)

The thing is (and I am very sorry to say this), Alice in wonderland itself didn't have such a innocent and glamorous begining, Lewis Carroll was into a torrid relationship with the girl that inspired Alice, and it's well known or thought that he was a repressed pedophile in love with the original Alice.

He even took some very very... strong (though not naked) photos of the original alice. Photos that I will get someday in book form, not because I go for little girls or something (I'm gay) but because they're not only part of an interesting story but also the original Alice had a very fierce personality that reflects in her eyes and the photos themselves are... twistedly good. Kind of seeying Mapplethorpe, maybe the origin is not safe or healthy, but the result is amazing.