That's not where that goes! (NSFW, some gross) LONG

[fireheart]

Some of them even manage it through trousers that are unaccountably unripped.

Rapscallion

It's like the drug seekers who were always helping their friend move a heavy piece of furniture from the top floor and are allergic to most forms of pain relief apart from Vicodin and what-have-you.

[trailerparkmedic]

Oh, they're allergic to Vicodin. The only drug they can take is "That D-drug" (dilaudid). One of my friends who is in the ER had a patient who stopped mid-seizure to say "I'm in so much pain!! I need some of that D-drug!!!" Dude, if the idealistic nursing student can spot your faked seizure, you should start thinking about rehab.

[crazylegs]

Some of them even manage it through trousers that are unaccountably unripped.

Rapscallion

I wonder where you can get this wonder fabric...

[Antisocial_Worker]

What story?

Long story short, at the hotel where I used to work, one of the desk clerks suffered an attempt at seduction by a guest that consisted of having the clerk open the door and see the guest on all fours with a pool noodle protruding from his posterior. Apparently in some circles that is known to drive the guys wild.

[fireheart]

Long story short, at the hotel where I used to work, one of the desk clerks suffered an attempt at seduction by a guest that consisted of having the clerk open the door and see the guest on all fours with a pool noodle protruding from his posterior. Apparently in some circles that is known to drive the guys wild.

Oh dear lord so glad I wasn't drinking anything

[kpzra]

Ugh, I hated the "object lodged" calls...even worse when I was just a student rider and "need the experience, you handle this one, we'll back you up". I still think the most memorable was the "spider bit" to the sac, swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.