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..I feel horrible for laughing at this thread. Yet at the same time...I feel some relief that I'm not the only one that attracts insanity when attempting to shop.
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Maybe hire a personal shopper instead?Quoth EricKei View Post
Lupo, you are the real-life Rincewind. Insane crap just keeps happening to you, no matter how fast you run from it!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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*volunteers to be Lupo's personal shopper* I can probably defuse the crazy by growling at them...acting crazier than the crazies seems to work around here anyway."I am quite confident that I do exist."
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Sounds like you've got some Cinderella pumpkins or somesuch. I am still researching recipes for those. I've got about 5 pie pumpkins on my counter right now and this weekend I'll be parcelling them out to freeze, so I can have pumpkin all year long.Quoth Pixilated View PostPumpkin pancakes?
I just bought an orange and a white pumpkin and now I've got to figure out what to do with them.
As for what to DO with pumpkins?
Pumpkin pancakes
Pumkin waffles
Pumpkin butter
Pumpkin cake
Pumpkin cookies
Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin spice syrup ( for lattes!!)
Pumpkin ravioli
Pumpkin lasagna
And that's just for starters...Comment
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pumpkin soupDon't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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Pumpkin enema
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...Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostPumpkin enema
No...
Ew.
And ow.
Back on track!
Roasted pumpkin seeds
Pumpkin bisque (42_42_42, HOW could I forget soup?! I can roast the pumpkin and add it in chunks, OR puree it for a bisque)
Pumpkin tiramisu (It is TOO a think and it is FABULOUS)
Pumpkin chai
Pumpkin muffins
Pumpkin cream cheese swirl bars
Pumpkin brownies
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostPumpkin enema
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Although there is pumpkin lube out there....
I'd post the link, but I dun wanna get in trouble.
There's also Pumpkin M&Ms out there....The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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Gonna need a whole lotta lube to stuff that sucker in...Quoth fireheart View PostAlthough there is pumpkin lube out there....
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Nobody has mentioned pumpkin juice yet.Comment
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And on a more innocent note....
Pumpkin kit-kats (yes, this is actually a thing)
They also do Pumpkin PuddingThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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I have a recipe for pumpkin fudge somewhere, and my mother makes pumpkin chocolate chip cake, which sounds really odd, but it's delicious!"Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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Baked pumpkin custards with a sour cream topping
pumpkin spice rooibos lattes (go to drink in the fall)
pumpkin cheesecakes
I want to try "pumpkin fries", I've done it with butternut squash and it's so tastyThe original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Pumkin punch with whole fruits
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