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Never been in the military, but from what I've heard about the Corps, Gibbs is NOT an ex-Marine. He's a Marine not currently on active duty. Ex-marines can be found at Arlington.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Yeah, well good luck with that. Even simple taxes take a few minutes.Quoth icmedia View PostFor the love of baby Jebus...just go to the library and use their computer to get on Turbotax.com if it's that imperative that you file your taxes RIGHTDANGNABITNOW!)!)!)!)
Complex ones . . . don't get me started.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Fun fact: In Canada (and I believe it was the same in the U.S.), income tax was brought in as a temporary measure to pay for the War. I wonder how long it will be before we kick the Kaiser's butt.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Having crunched the numbers, it'll take another dickety years.Quoth wolfie View PostI wonder how long it will be before we kick the Kaiser's butt.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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They seem to have the whole thing. The way they did Mythbusters used to irritate me alot. Now I just buy the seasons on Amazon. They did the same thing with AmericanPickers.Quoth AccountingDrone View PostDo they have the whole thing without skipping episodes[some series they skip episodes, like Mythbusters ( ] I need to do some binge watching, though before the fire I had the first 6 seasons."They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters
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Nah, they'll never get rid of it. Much like the 1936 Johnstown Flood Tax here in Pennsylvania. That was supposed to be a temporary 10% tax on alcohol to pay for clean-up, recovery, and assisting the victims. Now sitting at 18%Quoth Becks View PostHaving crunched the numbers, it'll take another dickety years.
it's still in effect 80 years later. The only reason it exists is the unions that work for the state liquor control board--and they've fought to keep it. The Flood repairs (even the 1977 flood) is long paid off. As long as the money is coming in, the state won't repeal it.
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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This is a thing that Gibbs has said in the show. "There's no such thing as an ex-Marine."Quoth wolfie View PostNever been in the military, but from what I've heard about the Corps, Gibbs is NOT an ex-Marine. He's a Marine not currently on active duty. Ex-marines can be found at Arlington.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Actually, there are ex-Marines. Ira Hayes (one of the flag-raisers at Iwo Jima) is one. Note my reference to Arlington - Robert E. Lee's home and grounds have been re-purposed.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Sadly true.Quoth protege View PostAs long as the money is coming in, the state won't repeal it.
I spent the night in Johnstown a few years back.
Lots of nice canals, if I remember correctly.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth wolfie View PostFun fact: In Canada (and I believe it was the same in the U.S.), income tax was brought in as a temporary measure to pay for the War. I wonder how long it will be before we kick the Kaiser's butt.We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.Quoth Becks View PostHaving crunched the numbers, it'll take another dickety years.
What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...
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It was old when Narmer reigned (ca 3100 BCE).Quoth taxguykarl View PostAs Milton Friedman once quipped: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary government program.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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