This is a two parter, that I'm not totally sure is related. If it's not, it's a damn close coincidence.
I ran into town today to pick up a bit of stuff for around the house. One of the things I needed was something called "Kilz." I don't know how to explain the stuff, beyond saying that it kills mildew and makes a really nice base coat if you're having to cover up oil based paint with latex. (
damn the idiot who painted the house!)
Pulling into a space at Wally-World, I meander my happy butt down the parking lane; only to find myself backtracking. What had happened was this:
As I passed this beat up old Isuzu pickup, I noticed that the paint on it looked really odd. Backing up, it was on closer inspection that I noticed the thing was covered in streaks and the paint looked really thick. Yes dear friends, this old truck had been painted with WHITE house paint. In fact, I could see brush streaks all over it. To the owner's credit, they even used black to paint the letters, though they didn't quite stay within the lines. Probably didn't have Maaco on speed dial.
While I was there, I happen to see this couple with a huge basket full of paint walking away from the counter. The employee there has this really odd look. As I approached, he looked at me and said "That's the strangest question I've ever been asked. They wanted to know if spraypaint could be used to paint a car."
I ran into town today to pick up a bit of stuff for around the house. One of the things I needed was something called "Kilz." I don't know how to explain the stuff, beyond saying that it kills mildew and makes a really nice base coat if you're having to cover up oil based paint with latex. (
damn the idiot who painted the house!)Pulling into a space at Wally-World, I meander my happy butt down the parking lane; only to find myself backtracking. What had happened was this:
As I passed this beat up old Isuzu pickup, I noticed that the paint on it looked really odd. Backing up, it was on closer inspection that I noticed the thing was covered in streaks and the paint looked really thick. Yes dear friends, this old truck had been painted with WHITE house paint. In fact, I could see brush streaks all over it. To the owner's credit, they even used black to paint the letters, though they didn't quite stay within the lines. Probably didn't have Maaco on speed dial.
While I was there, I happen to see this couple with a huge basket full of paint walking away from the counter. The employee there has this really odd look. As I approached, he looked at me and said "That's the strangest question I've ever been asked. They wanted to know if spraypaint could be used to paint a car."


My kids had drawn ALL over the walls in their basement playroom (which I hardly ever entered, seriously disliking our basement). Magic Eraser thing took off the crayon, colored pencil, marker and even sharpie drawings.



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