Fun in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot

[Kilamon]

Just watch out for the electric fence below! Ask my DH if you need/want details!

The fence could be bad, though I thought that was dispelled as myth on Mythbusters. My usual problem is that the bridge is too low and I wind up fishing.

[blas]

I'm building a pair of electric fence panties.

[Broomjockey]

Shocking!

[AFpheonix]

It's not a myth according to the cow my brother watched pee on an electrified wire....

[Sientara]

The fence could be bad, though I thought that was dispelled as myth on Mythbusters.

Nope. It depends on how close you are and how badly you need to go. On testing peeing on the third rail myth, they found it was entirely dependent on an unbroken stream.

[Dips]

A local woman got sick of golfers wandering into her yard to pee. So she got a camcoder and a bullhorn and and film their reactions to "THAT IS NOT A BATHROOM!." She collected quite a number of videos and went to the media.

They showed some edited videos on the news and some of the guys didn't even act embarassed that they got caught watering her lawn like that.

I think my next step would be to install a sprinkler system and let my lawn water them back.

[laurenjeannie]

Myra my dear, every day is Idiot day at Wal Mart

I hate nearly being ran over by packs of children on Heelies going up and down the aisles towards the medicine and cosmetics.

I HATE heelies. The only joy they ever bring me is seeing the little buggers fall flat on their asses trying to get under a limbo stick.

[AFpheonix]

A local woman got sick of golfers wandering into her yard to pee. So she got a camcoder and a bullhorn and and film their reactions to "THAT IS NOT A BATHROOM!." She collected quite a number of videos and went to the media.

They showed some edited videos on the news and some of the guys didn't even act embarassed that they got caught watering her lawn like that.

I think my next step would be to install a sprinkler system and let my lawn water them back.

Fire hoses might be pretty funny, or dress up like one of the Droogs and come running out with a pair of hedge trimmers screaming like a crazy woman might be even funnier

[JustADude]

Recently I actually looked at a pair of strap-on skates that were similarly designed, but 1) Sized for adults, and 2) could be put on over any type of shoe. I was thinking that it'd actually be kinda cool to have a pair to make the hiking easier next time I visit mom up in Chicago. The thought of all the little kids just tear-assing around with them turned me away from the idea, though. That and they didn't adjust big enough for 15-Wide*


*US scale, like a 49 European, I think.