The Sign we all Wish we Could Have

[Kitten in the box]

Our revieving clerk has this sign posted by his office:

I can only be nice to one person a day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow don't look so good either.

This one is a guard dog sign posted at a wreking yard:

I can make it to the front of the yard and back in 10 seconds...can you?

My all time favorite I saw once....a "friendly" way of telling parents to watch their kids by putting the kids in "charge"

Kids please keep your parents with you at all times....
Lost parents please wait for your kids in the lost parent zone.

[ZumZum]

A coffee house I go to has one that says. "Unattended children will be given a cup of espresso and a kitten."

A shop I go to in New Hope, PA has the child being given a puppy. Love that one.
DS begged me to leave him alone in the store.

[Kogarashi]

Saw a fun one today at the place where we went to get new tires for our Jeep.

"If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you."

[Misty]

Sign seen inside a jewelry store on Nantucket:

"Your husband called. He said you can buy whatever you want."

[Gravekeeper]

The elevator in our office is currently a bit out of whack. The thresholds are uneven, so when you get on or off, the elevator is always a bit lower then the floor. The maintanence guy posted a sign:

"Warning: Uneven Threshold"

and someone from one of the offices ( Not me for once ) added:

"Story of my life"