No, I'm not 12. No, I'm not a boy.

[MadMike]

My fiance's always getting hit on by men because he looks like a woman from the back. (Its the long, curly hair.)

I had something like that happen once, back when I was just starting to let my hair grow, and when I was a lot thinner than I am now.

I was taking a walk somewhere, when I hear a young male voice shout to me, "Nice ass!", and another young male voice giggling idiotically.

As I turned around, I saw these two boys, I'm guessing mid-teens, looking at me with stupid grins on their faces. Then when they saw my beard and my facial features (along with my expression), their faces both dropped, their eyes got all wide, and they quickly walked away.

Best part is, I'm sure the one that called out to me like that caught all kinds of crap from his buddy. ("Dude, you tried to hit in a GUY!") And he probably told all their friends. ("He tried to hit on a GUY!" "I did not! I thought he was a chick!" "Suuuuure you did!")