How's THIS for your weight loss? (AKA: Best exit evah)

[NightAngel]

If I had been the manager left to deal with the aftermath of that display you'd better believe there would be a very negative response from me to future employers.

Perhaps the workplace was better off after he left.

[RammsteinGirl]

'It's called the Put Down The Goddamn Fork Plan. Have a nice day.'

OMG that was great!!!

Yeah, WTF, she's buying unhealthy, greasy, fatty fast food and complaining that they should provide diet pills with the food? Sorry folks.. she set herself up for it!

[Cia]

I would have just like to see the customer's face after the worker did that. I'll bet it was priceless.

She did learn a lesson - don't bitch if you don't want to get a bit of reality thrown back at you.

[tollbaby]

While it's rare that people get that well-deserved bit of reality thrown in their faces, and the delivery was excellent, I agree that it was juvenile and unnecessary. Last day or no, there's a difference between being witty and just having poor impulse control. Plus, now the woman feels justified in her suckiness.

[UncleImpy]

I'm thinking she might need a bigger size bottle of stain remover

Just...eew! TMI! TMI!

[blas]

Is that really true that diet pills cause your butt to leak?

I had a diet pill addiction when I was 18. I used every diet pill you could imagine. I shudder to think how much money I wasted on them. And I never lost control of my...bowels. I never shat liquid chocolate.....

[White_Knight1989]

I never shat liquid chocolate.....

I was about to take in a rather large mouthful of chocolate pudding as I read that.

It must now wait for later.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

At least Alli does. I read one of the packages at work the other day. It works by blocking absorption of certain fats you ingest when you eat. That fat still has to go somewhere, though.

So all that fat that comes into Recieving gets rushed super-fast out of Shipping, if you get my drift....

[JustADude]

Is that really true that diet pills cause your butt to leak?

A lot of pills these days work by inhibiting the absorption of fats and oils (aka, the most caloricly intense part of food) in the body, as opposed to the older, harsher types that worked by messing with your metabolic rate through stimulants.

If you don't take care with what you eat, more gets let through your digestive tract than is good for the... um... viscosity... of your unprocessed fertilizer.

[AFpheonix]

Alli is a half-strength version of Xeloda, a prescription weight loss med. Alli blocks 25% of the fat you ingest, and all the literature that goes with it STRONGLY recommends that you change your diet and take a multi-vitamin to help make up for the fat-soluble vitamins you'll have more trouble absorbing as a result.

The literature from the manufacturer also recommends that you wear dark colored pants to help prevent any embarrassment Apparently it's like grease from the top of a pizza leaking out your arse. No fart is safe anymore!

[protege]

So all that fat that comes into Recieving gets rushed super-fast out of Shipping, if you get my drift....

I bet it uses the First-In-First-Out method of accounting

[blas]

Actually, sometimes with certain people, no farts are ever safe!

You guys have never seen the skidmarks on my daddy's underpants....

I really wish mom would put the dirty laundry right in the washer instead of leaving it right in plain view.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"The literature from the manufacturer also recommends that you wear dark colored pants to help prevent any embarrassment "

Well now, THERE'S a shining product endorsement. Good grief.

[Acolyte]

I bet it uses the First-In-First-Out method of accounting

I don't know what's worse-the fact that you cracked that joke, or that I got it and laughed.

[Dawnchaser]

Wha??? Doesn't anyone find that......hilarious and sad at the same time?

That was the best part, LOL.

Including diet pills with fast food.

I am WAY larger than I should be and I know how absurd that is...(and if I really wanted to lose weight I would either stick with salads at fast food places or just avoid them completely, which would be even better)

Now it would be nice if tasty food could be made somehow that doesn't have fat or calories (or if my brain chemistry could be tweaked to make me like carrots and avoid fat and grease)...but for now I will just have to pick between shutting up and dealing with being fat, or trying to change it.