Zombie children at Wal-Mart

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

What has happened? Yes, silence is golden......but what is going on here?!

I think management started beating kids while corporate wasn't looking. or maybe they have a manager with mind control powers who got bored?

[wagegoth]

Or they finally came out with the product my husband has been requesting for years:

Children's Chewable Valium.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Stepford Children!

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Maybe someone put a mild sedative in the free sample cookies in the bakery.

[GingerBiscuit]

Serious answer here: Studies have been done which show that spending long periods of time in 'big box' stores can put you almost into a trance state. Maybe rather than allowing their children to play like children they are dragging them round shopping all the time, therefore putting them in a permamnent trance state.

[SnapAddict218]

Solanium, is a very communicable virus.

I was thinking just this.