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  • Mom vs. Kmart--flawless victory!

    My mom visited me up here at college recently, and because she is the best mother to ever live, decided to go to kmart and pck me up a couple of things, the chief item being a Brita water filter (because she is paranoid of tap water). I had called her from work because I had just scored a Halo 3 360 (woot!) and she related this story to me.

    When she found the Brita pitchers, she discovered a sign that said "One free pack of filters with purchase of pitcher." She checked the date on the sign and the offer was still good, so she grabbed the two items, excited to save a good ten dollars because apparently those things are expensive. She gets in line, starts checking out--

    And the computer won't do the promotion. She explains to the cashier that she saw the sign, that she'd be willing to go get it for cashier to see and let her know if she got the wrong item. Cashier asks her please do that, so she goes across the store, gets the sign, brings it back to the cashier, and yes, she did get the right items. The cashier tries to wrangle with the computer, but it stubbornly won't put the promotion through. So cashier calls back for a manager, explains that the computer won't put the promotion through, and also tells her the advertisement is on a store sign, not a coupon or anything.

    25 minutes later the manager shows up.

    M: mom, awesome
    B: manager bitch

    M: (by this time, pretty pissed off) Can you tell me why that took so long?
    B: I was looking for a coupon.
    M: For 25 minutes? I heard the cashier tell you that it wasn't on a coupon, I heard her specifically tell you that. You made her and I both wait because you were looking for something that doesn't exist and that you were told doesn't exist? If you were going to look that long regardless, don't you think you could have maybe called her back up and told her you were looking instead of not saying anything?
    B: Well I had to find that coupon.
    M: There is no coupon. Give me your corporate number, I'm going to call and complain about you, and I really hope you don't treat your customers and employees like this on a regular basis.
    B: No.
    M: Excuse me?
    B: No, I'm not giving you that number.
    M: Alright, that's fine, I'll go home and look it up.

    At that point, the stupid bitch decided that she was indeed in trouble, and ended up giving my mom a ten dollar gift card to not complain.

    And all she had to do to get the promotion to go through was hit a stupid override key.
    Would you like a Stummies?

  • #2
    All that to just hit one damn key and send your mom on her way?

    Manager bitch: 0
    Marty's Mom: 1

    Pwned.
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    • #3
      I hope your mom still makes the complaint to corporate.

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      • #4
        Indeed, make that complaint. What a whore!
        I don't have an anger problem! I have an idiot problem!-Hank Hill

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        • #5
          Tell your mom to complain anyway. It would take a lot more than a $10 gift card to the dingy, dirty, disorganized garage sale that is K-Mart these days, to gloss over the rude service.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Oh she did. That woman is no cop out, even for a gift card.
            Would you like a Stummies?

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            • #7
              Will your mom adopt me?
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Quoth marty View Post
                the chief item being a Brita water filter (because she is paranoid of tap water)
                Of all the water filtering pitchers, Brita is the least capable. IIRC, Brita filters only catch 6 contaminants (out of dozens that may be in the water), and PUR filters outperform Brita on those 6 (though only by a small amount, and PUR doesn't catch many contaminants either).

                If you want to actually get truly clean water, you need a much more substantial piece of filtering equipment. Countertop or under-the-sink filters are the way to go for this.

                A decent countertop filter will cost you around $300-$350 on average, or about ten times what a Brita pitcher does.

                While the price of such a filter is higher than PUR or Brita, they last a lot longer. Equipment and installation a one-time thing though. And while the filters cost more up front, the long term costs are actually lower; Which would you rather have: A $115 filter that is good for 600 gallons and can save you from an e.coli outbreak in the water supply (quality countertop filter) , or a $10 filter that is only good for 40 gallons and only filters out 6 things (brita)?

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                • #9
                  Difdi, I've been drinking out of the tap here for two years and I haven't died yet, she's just paranoid.

                  Becky--I don't know..maybe?
                  Would you like a Stummies?

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                  • #10
                    I don't take up much room, I don't eat much, and I'm willing to wash the silverware.

                    No vacuums, though. I always end up breaking those.
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • #11
                      No vacuums, though. I always end up breaking those.
                      Is that because you are clumsy, or because you suffer from... erm... Rug Rage?
                      Last edited by Broomjockey; 04-27-2008, 11:55 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Neither.

                        I just end up breaking them after/while using them.

                        I'm no longer allowed to vacuum.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                          Neither.

                          I just end up breaking them after/while using them.

                          I'm no longer allowed to vacuum.
                          That's okay, her and I are both obsessive cleaners. Can you cook a mean casserole?
                          Would you like a Stummies?

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                          • #14
                            Quoth marty View Post
                            can you cook a mean casserole?
                            I can... but you do actually need to defend yourself against it.
                            "I call murder on that!"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth marty View Post
                              Can you cook a mean casserole?
                              They're actually quite nice.
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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