Shirt Sightings.

[Emrld]

Wenches aren't damsels in distress . . . we're too busy causing it

"Pirates have Wenches
Ninja's have Geisha
Pirates Win!!!" -sorry Raps but hey I am a Wench gotta support the Pirate.

I have one with bunk beds . . . .and it says "Sleeps well with others"

Tootsie roll pop add - Owl with pop says "How many licks"

Local Pub - picture of well poured pint and a bottom lip print on glass "Best Head in Town"

[wordboy]

I once saw a shirt that read "I didn't lose my mind...I sold it on eBay"

[katie kaboom]

Tootsie roll pop add - Owl with pop says "How many licks"

I have that shirt too.

[KMMCurly]

One I saw on a baby suit: All my daddy wanted was a blowjob

[Chanlin]

I've seen a few geeky ones ("Nintendo Rehabilitation Center" or "Know your roots" underneath a NES paddle).

I've got one with a pic of the classic NES on it with the caption: Classically Trained

[CaroPhoenix]

My hubs has the following one:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

(He normally wears it when DMing ).

I have one that reads:

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

[Emrld]

my friend has a 15 year old Stepson . . .he is very into comics, ninja's, sci-fi,
With parental approval I gave him a shirt for Christmas . . .it said "Don't make me call the Ninja's on you"

[Daskinor]

I have;

"Epic +20 shirt of smiting"

"I void Warranties"

"Geek Inside" Parody of Intel logo

"There are 10 types of people thoes who understand binary, and thoes who dont"

"Its a hardware problem" on front "Its a software problem" on back

"I can fix anything but 'stupid'"

"Jesus saves, the rest of you take full damage"

"Natural 20, suck it bitches"

"Paladins do it with devotion"

"The dice are trying to kill me"

"When the DM smiles its already to late"

"W.T.F. What The Frack" With a BSG logo

[Horsetuna]

Ones I have:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with KETCHUP

Kiss me! I'm not Irish, but its' my birthday! (I was born on March 17yh)

Ones on the Must Get list:

OMG! PWNIES! (Found at thinkgeek)
+20 shirt of smiting (thinkgeek)

One I want, may have to make myself:
SPACEBALLS: The Fan Girl!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Nine years ago my wife gave a t-shirt that read "Y2K Complacent."

Being a US Civil War buff, I've been tempted to get the t-shirt with a picture of Robert E. Lee that says "Most likely To Secede, Class of 1825."

My wife and I like to go through the What On Earth catalog and read the t-shirts. There are many hillarious ones in there.

[mariamousie1]

Tootsie roll pop add - Owl with pop says "How many licks"

That reminds me- I have a tootsie roll pop shirt of the kid holding out the pop to the owl and the shirt says "Wanna Lick?"

[RedRoseSpiral]

I have a few wanna get more.

You're inferiority complex might be justified.

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

Your brain is like the Death Star, not yet completely operational.

[sms001]

I've mentioned this in another post I'm sure, but my favorite pairing (per repsac's OP)
has to be a huge, salt of the earth, iron worker, ex-marine regular at the c-store who would occasionally wear a t-shirt that read

"Nine out of ten of the voices in my head say don't shoot..."

[rerant]

I saw one recently that I really liked.

Don't rock the boat. Sink the motherfucker.

Some I've seen that I also liked:
Jesus is coming! (Look busy)
I'm not stubborn, my way is just better

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I have one that says "Even Presidents Get Stoned: Mount Rushmore."

I saw one at work today: "How much will it cost me to get you to shut up?"