Shirt Sightings.

[Eben56]

I have a shirt with a picture of Stonehenge.

Says "Give me that old time religion"

[GingerBiscuit]

I got the boy a tshirt saying 'the beatings will continue until morale improves'.
He got me one with 'my eyes are up here' emblazoned across my chest, with an arrow pointed upwards. I also have have the 'you don't need to look at my chest, these are not the breasts you are looking for, move along' tshirt.

[Buglady]

I just got him the shirt that looks like it has one of the Hello My Name is stickers on it, but it says, "Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya."

Does it have "you killed my father (etc)" on the back?

I have one from Chicklit.org (discussion site, since closed down) that says "Smart. Witty. Literate as Hell." Also one with a bike, a gas pump, an infinity symbol, and some really weird mangled English that I think is supposed to say something mabout fuel economy.

The Boy has a T-shirt of Pwnage with game stats. I can't remember any of them except "increases ability to avoid work by 10%".

[donruss]

Does it have "you killed my father (etc)" on the back?

I have one from Chicklit.org (discussion site, since closed down) that says "Smart. Witty. Literate as Hell." Also one with a bike, a gas pump, an infinity symbol, and some really weird mangled English that I think is supposed to say something mabout fuel economy.

The Boy has a T-shirt of Pwnage with game stats. I can't remember any of them except "increases ability to avoid work by 10%".

Forgot about the one I got when I was a teen and visited Hawaii. It read:

"The best Lei on the Island"

[TWOLF]

My favorite from tshirt hell is WalMarx Always corporate greed always. I wore it in there and only one guy got it. The sickest that I saw was 75 year old woman wearing pants that said juicy.nasty

[repsac]

being a big WoW fan, there's a couple shirts I keep thinking about getting. So far my favorites are:

Level ?? Humanoid

Quest Giver ! hat

Quest Giver ? hat

Hellscream Warchiefs

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

I would tell the immigrants that it's not INS anymore. It's the Dept. of Homeland Security, and they're not as fun. I know this personally.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I once had a t-shirt that read:

I can go from Zero to Bitch in 2.5 seconds

I got rid of it when I got to the point where I could reach it in .5 . . .

[JoitheArtist]

Ones I have:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with KETCHUP

I have that as a bumper sticker.

I always wanted to print up a shirt with a Viking horned helmet on it, that said "My ancestors pillaged your ancestor's village" or "my ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

I would wear it on St. Patrick's Day.

[Dave1982]

The coordinator of the car show I went to a couple weeks ago was wearing the following shirt on the first day of the show:

"I can only please one person per day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY! Tomorrow doesn't look good, either!"

EDIT: Which was just PERFECT when he proceeded to ram his rented truck into the hotel!

[Bliss]

Hmm a few of the ones I have let's see....

Front: "Do you really want to know what's wrong?" Back (large): "Or do you want me to fix it?"
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Front: Stay tuned (with a few tuner electrical diagrams)
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Back: "He who dies with the most ram, wins" (That one sent a sales rep in Compusa Miami in '97 into laughter)
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Front: "Slow to load"

[wagegoth]

I would tell the immigrants that it's not INS anymore. It's the Dept. of Homeland Security, and they're not as fun. I know this personally.

In the Southwest, it will always be La Migra.

[FenigDurak]

I have the "Yes They're Natural" shirt, though I don't wear it.

Also have the "Official Convention Kilt Inspector" that I do wear on occassion.

[GingerBiscuit]

I have that as a bumper sticker.

I always wanted to print up a shirt with a Viking horned helmet on it, that said "My ancestors pillaged your ancestor's village" or "my ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

I would wear it on St. Patrick's Day.

Off topic, every St Patricks day I want to go up to drunken idiots and go 'Sweetie, I actually am quarter Irish and I'm not acting like a tw*t, so why are you?'

[Samaliel]

Beneath the logo you can see the words "I'm a pretty god damn princess".

I like the "Real Princesses wear combat boots" concept.

Is that the infamous bra hanging on your wall?

Excuse the newbie here, but why are they infamous, other than because they seem to have been hanging on a wall for quite some time ?

I also have have the 'you don't need to look at my chest, these are not the breasts you are looking for, move along' tshirt.

There are some things that even a Jedi mind trick can't change. But a witty t-shirt might succeed.