Shirt Sightings.

[Boozy]

My brother showed up to a family barbecue a few weeks ago wearing a vintage-looking t-shirt that read:

Nixon in 78'


It even has the apostrophe on the wrong side. It's so wrong on so many levels.

[traylk]

I have a couple I wear...
*People like you are the reason people like me need medication.*
*I live in my own little world but it's ok they know me here.*
*Oh look! The screw up fairy has visited again.*
*Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.*

My mom has a camo shirt that says *HA! Now you can't see me!* and whenever someone at work tries talking to her she just points to it then walks away...

[repsac]

Dug a shirt out of storage today that tends to get me a ton of odd looks during the summer.

It's not what's written on it, no, that's just a simple sailboat with water scene outlined in black on the white shirt.

No, what gets their attention is what the shirt does.

It's a Del Sol shirt.

In fact, this is the very shirt. http://www.delsol.com/store/Men___Ad...cal___1010_NAU

Basically, when I go out in the sun, that shirt changes from being black and white, to suddenly (it does this in an instant. Less than a second) brightly colored. I go inside, it goes back to black and white.

Really fun to mess with people if they don't know it'll do it.

[cinema guy]

I used to have a TARDIS t-shirt that the TARDIS disappeared in the sun. Sadly it was on the washing line one very hot day and never came back.

[Midnight12]

lets see if I can recall.
"I just got lei'ed" by my boss who is cool if not funny at times (yes, something to do with hawaii

"Just put the pot down and back away slowly" (meaning coffe pot) with the picture of a person reading a newspaper and the image of a hand holding a coffee pot off to the side.
that would be my shirt that hangs up in the closet

[ForestDragon]

3.) PETA. (seen on a guy sitting in Mc Donald's eating a Big Mac.)

Obviously a member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. Too bad he was in the wrong place if he wanted tasty...

One of my favorites which I wish I owned was a shirt that said "Hunter's Worst Nightmare" showing a 16-point buck completely covered in forest camoflage pattern.

Then of course there's the "Property of Alcatraz Swim Team" with the shark-bite pattern on the side.

I want a You Never Forget Your First Doctor with a pic of Tom Baker. My first Doctor Who ever (first sighted in a comic book of all things) and still has a soft spot in my bitter little heart.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot - "I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

[Giggle Goose]

My favorite is my sister's: "If assholes could fly this place would be an airport!"

I saw this one on one of my customers, who was a rather large and unattractive woman. It's very inappropriate and probably very gag-inducing, so I'm giving you a chance to turn back now.
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"All you can eat under $1 (with a picture of a $1 bill and an arrow pointing down)

[Becks]

Giggle Goose, you know what?

I think some of my male coworkers would appreciate that kind of shirt.