This is one of my pet peeves, people talking on their cellphones while in the bathroom and I've noticed they always try their hardest to hide the fact.
This happened to me today but luckily I had to only do #1 and they were in a stall.
But he was talking loudly and annoyingly so I decided that since he is being like this, I am going to have no sympathy.
First, I made as much noise as possible while doing #1. No, I didn't hit the back of the urinal, I hit the little resovior of water in the bottom. I made sure it flushed, too.
Then, I washed my hands, taking my time. I need to make sure they're clean you know!
I also made sure I used the air dryer, not the paper towels. Oh shucks, one round didn't dry them.
To top it all off, I felt some pressure building inside of me and with the dryer near his stall, I turned around (to head out), let a loud one rip, then walk out of the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm a jack@$$ for doing this but I really hate it when people talk on the phone in the bathroom.
This happened to me today but luckily I had to only do #1 and they were in a stall.
But he was talking loudly and annoyingly so I decided that since he is being like this, I am going to have no sympathy.
First, I made as much noise as possible while doing #1. No, I didn't hit the back of the urinal, I hit the little resovior of water in the bottom. I made sure it flushed, too.
Then, I washed my hands, taking my time. I need to make sure they're clean you know!
I also made sure I used the air dryer, not the paper towels. Oh shucks, one round didn't dry them.
To top it all off, I felt some pressure building inside of me and with the dryer near his stall, I turned around (to head out), let a loud one rip, then walk out of the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm a jack@$$ for doing this but I really hate it when people talk on the phone in the bathroom.






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