Customers cannot read signs!

[Pezzle]

Will his tortured mind give in to his uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to push the button that even now beckons him ever closer!? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history at a mere. push. of a single. but. ton!? The beautiful SHIIINY button! The JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON! Will he hold out folks.. CAN he hold out??

-beats forums with buttocks and gives cookies for catching the reference-

[Imogene]

Maybe instead label it "Self Destruct - Never Use!"?

<Bender>
"Aww, man, I HATE self-destruct!"
</Bender>

[Primer]

I saw one once that would shut off the internet. But I was afraid to press it.

I tried it. Apparently it was brok

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Will his tortured mind give in to his uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to push the button that even now beckons him ever closer!? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history at a mere. push. of a single. but. ton!? The beautiful SHIIINY button! The JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON! Will he hold out folks.. CAN he hold out??

-beats forums with buttocks and gives cookies for catching the reference-

No! Of course Stimpy can't!