Karma Kicks a Camaro driver in the Can

[wraiths_crono]

Oh how I love car Karma:

Near my old high school (Millennium!) in my car at a red light I say 2 corvettes sitting there. one is red, one is black: note the black one also has nice dark tinting, makes the car look oh so joygasmic. I hear the red vette start reving engine, obviously wanting to race the black vette, which does not rev back. Light goes green, red vette sequels out and takes off flying, the black corvette, turns on its police lights. and pulls the red over. Reds plate read: nobacon

[tropicsgoddess]

Dumbasses behind the wheel with a good kick in the teeth from karma are always a good laugh!

[JustADude]

Light goes green, red vette sequels out and takes off flying, the black corvette, turns on its police lights. and pulls the red over. Reds plate read: nobacon

Ooooooh! Must be a night for that sort of thing. I had a guy in a BMW humping my ass most of the way home, despite the lack of traffic and the 5-lane road. When slowing to 15 below the speed limit and then gunning back up to get distance a few times didn't get him to go around or give me space, I decided to eaaaaaaaase my way out of the next intersection instead of gunning it like I usually do (I don't really speed... much... but I like to accelerate hard, sue me ). He laid on the horn and then cut around me in the middle of the intersection, which happened to have the local cop-shop on the next block. The guy must've blown past one of their MARKED cars about to pull out of the parking lot going 50+ in a 40.

The fact that it was Cherries'n'Berries time goes without saying.

[PepperElf]

(I don't really speed... much... but I like to accelerate hard, sue me ).

That was me to, before gas prices went up high. I didn't go past 5mph above the speed limit tho, except when the flow of traffic dictated more.

and i just read this online lol

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(We’re helping a customer inside our gas station. Suddenly, a Camaro peels off out of the parking lot, squealing its tires.)

Customer: *yells* “Okay! We get it! You have a small penis!”