Yo yo yo *insert curse of your choice here*

[KiaKat]

I gots a great idea! Lets go hang in front of that store, you know, where that girl works? And we'll blast our music so she can hear how cool we are in our little Civic!

DUDE! WE ARE SO COOL!

>.<

I swear, that's what goes through their minds. Because, what other reason would they have for sitting outside my store, blasting rap (and I mean BAD rap) out of their little store-bought subwoofer that throws so much distortion into the mix it makes the windows rattle?

And then taking off, squealing tires and all. Ugh.

[Mamadrae]

Obviously they think your hot and are trying to get your attention.

[Evil Queen]

A Super Soaker does the same thing; I wonder how much of a bitch it would be to mix water with eggs, put it in the Super Soaker and attack their little Civic with it? *daydreams*
There's something else, incredibly mundane, that ruins car paint as well but for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.

I mean, either that or call the cops and have over plate numbers. Get those jerks arrested for noise violations.

[crazylegs]

There's something else, incredibly mundane, that ruins car paint as well but for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.

Vomit (contains Hydrochloric Acid)
Vinegar (Acidic)
Seagull shit (Acidic)


Failing that kill it, kill it with FIRE

[Evil Queen]

Failing that kill it, kill it with FIRE

And you suddenly remind me of the Incident. (My day off is always uneventful) I think I may always remember that.

[Sableonblonde]

Anytime someone (almost invariably a dude) drives by with their music blaring, especially rap, my eyes roll so hard they almost fall back into my head. Yes, being so presumtive and ignorant that you think everyone within a mile radius wants to hear your craptastic music...real attractive. What a prize you obviously must be

[AnaKhouri]

Every time I see some little tricked-out car with its speakers blaring I turn to my companion and say, "Wow, that guy must have a huge penis."

Then we laugh.

[bainsidhe]

I know almost nothing about cars...but a Civic.

[Iris Kojiro]

Memories from Iris!

This reminds me of the time when I was living in California and working as a front end cashier. Almost every day, we would get three or four kids in the same car who would blast 50 Cent's "In Da Club", drive by reeeeeeeal slow, then squeal their tires and drive off.

Yeah, that got annoying around the first time that happened.

[chainedbarista]

reminds me of something that happened on a trip with a high school club. we were at a campsite, setting up for the club, when these two funky (not in the disco sense) guys drove by in their pos camaro, blasting the same cassette tape (same side every time, too) five times (how many drive bys they did).

what was the winning tape?

1984, Van Halen. GAHHHH!

[Kogarashi]

There's something else, incredibly mundane, that ruins car paint as well but for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.

I'd heard somewhere that Oreos and shaving cream both could do it. Don't quote me on that. It was more in the "Warning: don't use this to decorate the newlyweds' car" sense.

[KiaKat]

See, now I'm considering booby traps...how could I rig the tree outside...hmm....

(DISCLAIMER: I wouldn't actually do anything to damage someone else's property...it's just a lot of fun to dream)

[SteeleDragon78]

A Super Soaker does the same thing; I wonder how much of a bitch it would be to mix water with eggs, put it in the Super Soaker and attack their little Civic with it? *daydreams*
There's something else, incredibly mundane, that ruins car paint as well but for the life of me, I can't remember what it is.

I mean, either that or call the cops and have over plate numbers. Get those jerks arrested for noise violations.

lunchmeat and a hot day

[Geek King]

lunchmeat and a hot day

True. Baloney left on long enough will polka-dot the paint.

Um, it was a science experiment. Honest!

[Evil Queen]

I'd heard somewhere that Oreos and shaving cream both could do it.

That's it! Shaving Cream! It just eats the paint off.