Get a life!

[MystyGlyttyr]

I turn the Sims into little adventure games. Requires heavy imagination use.

Last night, Matt and Jeff Hardy and Mike Mizanin were being stalked by a vampiress. Jeff was prepared to sacrifice himself by luring the vampiress into a room where the doors were about to slam closed forever (by me building the walls), but at the last second, Matt was able to get him to freedom by throwing a bottle of vampire cure into the room and yanking Jeff out! They thought everything was safe, but just before sunrise, the vampiress somehow was able to escape...

Of course, now things are even more dangerous since the ghost of Don Lothario is stalking about the house trying to reclaim his lover Jeff by scaring Mike to death, and Matt's going to have to choose whether to save his brother or his lover Miz, while also dealing with the fact that some of Jeff's essence was stolen by Don to create their son, Jon, who skulks about the house doing arcane things to the plants...

Yeah, I have definitely turned it into the dollhouse...

[katie kaboom]

Of course, now things are even more dangerous since the ghost of Don Lothario is stalking about the house trying to reclaim his lover Jeff by scaring Mike to death

Wow, you got Don Lothario to be gay? He's the biggest man whore in the game.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Wow, you got Don Lothario to be gay? He's the biggest man whore in the game.

Yup. Gay enough to have a baby with another man. Granted, the Tombstone of Life and Death had something to do with that, but still. It's my world and boys can get pregnant with things that aren't aliens if I want them to. MWAH HA HA.

(Oh, and Matt killed him with the floor pyro in a fit of jealous rage because he hit on Miz. Jeff was widowed while pregnant with the baby and he still hasn't found out. I'm trying to decide what'll happen when he does. Also whether or not Cassandra is pissed Jeff stole her fiance. Damn, I don't recall these games having so much thought involved when I was young enough to be playing them with my stuffed animals. )

[katie kaboom]

Yup. Gay enough to have a baby with another man. Granted, the Tombstone of Life and Death had something to do with that, but still. It's my world and boys can get pregnant with things that aren't aliens if I want them to. MWAH HA HA.

Sounds intriguing. Where can i get this Tombstone of Life and Death?

[MystyGlyttyr]

Sounds intriguing. Where can i get this Tombstone of Life and Death?

Okay, a little complex, but once you're in the home or lot where you want it, position a Sim wherever you'd like to plant the tombstone (pausing live mode helps or else the bastards will take off in some strange direction), and... (WARNING, sometimes this will glitch your game...fortunately, closing and restarting will usually fix the problem with at most two tries.)

1. Press Ctrl+Shift+C to bring up the cheats dialogue box at the top of the screen.

2. Type in "boolProp TestingCheatsEnabled true" and hit enter. (The fact that I've only had this game like, two weeks and already have that code memorized is probably a bad sign. Also, this cheat actually has effects on a bunch of different things, try Shift+clicking on different household objects to see what craziness you can get into.)

3. Hold down Shift and click on the Sim. This should bring up a whole bunch of new and strange options. (Feel free to experiment.)

4. Select the "Spawn" option and then choose to spawn a Tombstone of L and D. This should cause a tombstone to suddenly appear right next to your Sim. Clicking the tombstone gives you all kinds of fun options with the active Sim...the ability to make you friends with everyone on the lot with you, to make anyone, male or female, pregnant with anyone else on the lot, male or female, even to get pregnant by YOURSELF, quickly age babies all the way to adulthood, summon flies to kill anyone you don't like, etc.

If you need more information, try this... http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Tombstone_of_Life_and_Death. That wiki is actually pretty helpful so far as getting into craziness.

[Broomjockey]

I expect there are a plethora of USB devices to fill that need.

The ones that pulse in time to your mp3s are supposed to be the best.

spend the entire damn night playing that stupid game.

My ex-friend stopped playing the Sims one day when he had this revelation...

His job was hard, so he didn't have a lot of energy to do stuff after work, so he'd just play Sims on his computer. His Sim was in a job that had long hours, so the most efficient way to get his Sim's categories up was to... play on the computer. His Sim would get up, go to work, come home, play computer, go to sleep, repeat ad nauseum. My friend would get up, go to work, come home, play Sims, go to sleep, repeat ad nauseum. When he realized that the Sim was living his life, but with a better computer, he swore the game off.

[KorporateKitty]

Where is it in MD? Sounds like the kind of place my sister would love.

It's in Silver Spring, MD and it's called Piratz Tavern. It's a cool place indeed, I must go back sometime soon...they have performances some nights, including bellydancers.

[Toujin]

I tried playing Sims before. Unfortunately, it wasn't my kind of sim-game, particularly because the Sims can't perform the most basic functions (eating and going to the bathroom) by themselves.

[katie kaboom]

I tried playing Sims before. Unfortunately, it wasn't my kind of sim-game, particularly because the Sims can't perform the most basic functions (eating and going to the bathroom) by themselves.

Well....they will, but only when they're really desperate to fill that need. Sims are lazy.

[Calie]

2. Type in "boolProp TestingCheatsEnabled true" and hit enter.

you are now my god...I am going to have so much fun messing with my Sims...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I think the problem is less about this little idiot who can't put her damn mouse down for 30 minutes so she can eat like a civilized human, and more about the parents who allow this kind of disrespect to go on right in their faces.

[cawaker]

bought my chicky a DS for xmas. she's constantly playing it when we go out. or got her face buried in a book. I think its cute.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

What's the point of going out if the person you're out with bores you so much that you have to bring alternate entertainment?

That's kind of what you are saying when you bring a book on a date. Or a game. Or, let's be frank, a cell phone you can't put down.

I came back from the ladies room once when the husband and I were in a restaurant for supper. He was making a quick call while I was gone. Not a problem, but he didn't hang up within an acceptable amount of time when I returned. He signed off his call by saying.."uh...Steve...look, I have to go now or I'm going to be killed."

I hadn't said a word. I hadn't had to.