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  • #31
    Quoth wolfie View Post
    There's no reason to pull a half-assed stunt like that. Why not go whole hog and move the New Age books to Nature and Ecology, and put the books on advanced physics and its relation to eastern mysticism under Humour? Cookies (chocolate macadamia nut macaroon oatmeal peanut butter squares) for reference.
    Erm. "Mall Purchase Night"?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #32
      Yep, Dalesys. Both the rearranging of the books and that particular cookie came from Mall Purchase Night. Just curious, but have you read the "Wizardry" series and "Limbo System", also by Rick Cook?
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #33
        Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
        Or Twilight.
        Nah, even the devil himself wont touch twilight books... too sugary and sparkly for his tastes :P lol
        Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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        • #34
          I applaud that clerks restraint... I don't think I would have been able to stop myself from saying something along the lines of *pick up book and look at it* "Oh this one is my favorite, I've read it 6 times" *big bright smile* "Oh sorry were you saying something Ma'am"

          ....And then let the madness begin...
          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
          -Red

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          • #35
            But but...didn't Daniel Webster defeat the devil?

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            • #36
              Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
              But but...didn't Daniel Webster defeat the devil?
              I thought it was Johnny when the devil went to Georgia......

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              • #37
                For those who want to know about Twilight, and not have to take the chance of being seen reading or watching it, I give you:

                Twilight in 30 Seconds with Bunnies
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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                • #38
                  I know that I will never rest, personally, until all bookstores keep the Book of the Subgenius in the Bibles section.

                  Humor?!? Bah.

                  Now THAT'S a Devil book.

                  Actually, the Bible is a devil book. I mean, it's full of demons and devils and beasts and scorpions with dragons' wings and women's hair. What more could you want?

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Arcade Man D View Post
                    Except they should be ashamed for carrying Twilight, but not for the same reason.
                    Hey now I like the Twilight book series. The movies are not great but the books are amazing.

                    As for that woman....why oh why can't these kinds of people stop from pulling books off shelves, movies off shelves etc? just because you don't like it doesn't mean others should be allowed access to it. And if a child sees it SO WHAT. They aren't going to vaporize on the spot.
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                    • #40
                      If she'd have asked for the name of the manager, you could have said Lucy Fur.


                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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