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  • My sort??

    More a sighting than anything else as she wasn;t my customer.

    Yesterday i went to B&Q (Home Depot for the foreigners!!). We have been planning all sorts of work at the 3 shops we have and i had a list of everything we would possibly need to complete all the jobs over the summer.

    As part of this i needed 12 sheets of wood and wanted them cutting roughly in half so they would fit in the van better and make it easier for me to work with them.

    Obviously this would take a while at the cutting desk in B&Q as each cut had to be a different size.

    After doing 3, a woman and her husband came to the desk and stood huffing and puffing as i handed the chap piece number 4. Her bitching got louder so I moved to one side and said "I'll be a while i think so if you'd like to get yours cut rather than wait." Just common curtesy on my part i thought.

    Did I get a thank you or a nod or even an acknowledgement. No. Instead her husband had his single piece of wood sliced in half and they left. As she left she remarked "I don;t see why we should have to wait behind His Sort anyway".

    Now i am very puzzled as to what My Sort is? As a middle-of-the-road, white, middle class sort of chap, I don;t really see how i can be offensive. Admittedly at weekends i sometimes wear fishnets, heels and dance the Time Warp and i will even admit to knowing how to line dance but I wasn;t doing anything like that in B&Q!
    Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

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    "Your sort" is the type with manners and grace, unlike those two.
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    • #3
      i think they think your a construction worker... and think blue collered jobs are for morons

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      • #4
        So why were they in a hardware store? Usually people shop at hardware stores so they can buy supplies to, yunno, build stuff. Does that make the couple morons as well?
        I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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        • #5
          when you moved out the way did you "jump to the left or step to the right"
          "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
          set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

          Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • #6
            bah shoulda put your hands on your hips when ya moved!
            Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
            pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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            • #7
              Quoth Boggles View Post
              Admittedly at weekends i sometimes wear fishnets, heels and dance the Time Warp and i will even admit to knowing how to line dance but I wasn;t doing anything like that in B&Q!

              "Books may look like nothing more than words on a page but they are actually an infinitely complex Imagino-Transference technology that translates odd inky squiggles into pictures inside your head."
              *giggle* Do you also sell black market cheese on the side?

              *is more than a little obsessed with the Thursday Next series*
              "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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              • #8
                Quoth Boggles View Post
                i will even admit to knowing how to line dance
                Deviant.
                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                • #9
                  Line dance, square dance, and I have a video of my husband doing the Time Warp at our wedding reception, in mock ren-faire clothing. I'd have joined in, but my boots hurt and then I wouldn't have the video.
                  Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                    *giggle* Do you also sell black market cheese on the side?

                    Certainly not.

                    *looks furtively round for undercover Cheese Enforcement Agency operatives*

                    Although strictly between you, me and the GSD I could probably lay my hands ona few kilograms of unlicenced Streaky Durham and a small serving of Axminster Purple
                    Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

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