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  • #16
    Quoth Broomjockey View Post
    Well, I WAS gonna say, but then I'd be creepy pervy. And I get called that enough by others...
    Awwwww...do I attract you, Broomjockey?

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    • #17
      Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
      Awwwww...do I attract you, Broomjockey?

      ...There is absolutely no right answer to that, is there?
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      • #18
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        ...There is absolutely no right answer to that, is there?
        Well despite your follies and foibles, one thing that can be said is you are smart!

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        • #19
          Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
          one thing that can be said is you are smart!
          That, and I have a sweet new hat, which apparently has the magic property of making me not look like a troll.
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          • #20
            Lupo, are you the daughter I never had?
            Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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            • #21
              Don't feel alone, Lupo. I have those same pheremones........

              If they aren't creepy people at work finding me on Facebook and trying to profess their love to me (while my profile pic is a picture of myself and my very large, muscular, Thunder From Down Under dancer looking boyfriend and it even says I'm in a relationship!) or they see me at the bar and think it's the best time to tell me they think I'm hot and we should go out....thankfully it's a good thing I don't go out without my boyfriend very often!

              I am so glad I live in an area where almost everyone has a car and there isn't a lot of need for public transportation. When I didn't have a car last year for a month and I walked a lot, I got so many catcalls and unwanted attention, most of the time I was wearing sweats and tennies and didn't even look that stunning, wasn't even trying to! One time a guy sat waiting in his truck for me to walk by and I had to run and dash in between some trees and keep running home!

              At least having a car, if someone is that adament about following me, I can speed off and head right to the cop shop or run them over. Wearing Barbie heels on the weekends, if someone wants to follow me, I can beat them to a bloody pulp with my shoes.

              I blame it on so many people being socially awkward that they think it's ok to make inappropriate comments on the way a person looks and hit on them at the worst of times.
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #22
                Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                sms, I dunno WHAT I had one, but sheesh...

                Maybe it's just the long years of low self-esteem speaking here, but I've never thought myself to be that attractive, and still pretty much don't see what all the fuss is about.

                But apparently I emit some knda pheremone that attracts creepy pervy guys. Wow, go me...
                It's ok Lupo *pat pat* At least you know whether or not you attract people. I never get hit on (unless I'm completely and totally oblivious or something) so, yeah....

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                • #23
                  Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                  But apparently I emit some knda pheremone that attracts creepy pervy guys. Wow, go me...
                  Yeah, me too. I keep finding those guys on public transit as well. No, I really don't want to give you my number. I just met you five seconds ago. EW ew ew EW.

                  I really need a car. And faster wit reflexes.
                  1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                  • #24
                    Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                    Yeah, me too. I keep finding those guys on public transit as well. No, I really don't want to give you my number. I just met you five seconds ago. EW ew ew EW.

                    I really need a car. And faster wit reflexes.
                    Phone numbers, requests for dates, and not one but TWO marriage proposals.

                    All on public transit.

                    Ahhhh...memories...

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                    • #25
                      Well Lupo, I think I know what you look like (I should, I'm with you a lot!) and I think you're attractive.

                      I love your legs. And so does DataJager.

                      Quoth SG15Z View Post
                      It's ok Lupo *pat pat* At least you know whether or not you attract people. I never get hit on (unless I'm completely and totally oblivious or something) so, yeah....
                      Because you still look like you're JAIL BAIT. Most women don't care for jail.

                      I on the other hand... *shivers*

                      Quoth sms001 View Post
                      I've long thought that sign should be offered as a 'second language' in schools along with French, Spanish, etc.
                      In my "highschool" (I was homeschooled. We used the umbrella company Family Christian Academy so that's who I graduated from) Sigh language was a second language. So I took that (Oh, I should have taken french to improve my bad french skillz).
                      Last edited by Evil Queen; 04-05-2009, 06:05 PM. Reason: Merging two Posts.
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #26
                        Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                        But apparently I emit some knda pheremone that attracts creepy pervy guys. Wow, go me...
                        Are we secretly sisters?!

                        How do you think I got Plaidman?
                        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          Because you still look like you're JAIL BAIT. Most women don't care for jail.

                          I on the other hand... *shivers*
                          I look like jail bait? Well this is news to me. Good to know......I guess.....Thanks for boosting my self-esteem, as if I wasn't so self conscious as it is, now you're gonna make it worse!

                          lol Well EQ you are technically legal pedophilia. What do you expect?*

                          *Credit to Lupo for that phrase.
                          Last edited by SG15Z; 04-06-2009, 02:16 AM.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                            Are we secretly sisters?!

                            How do you think I got Plaidman?

                            You ended up with one of the rare good creepy pervy guys then. I think. I get the ones who detail to me what they'd like to see happen involving me, a vat of lube, and a video camera.

                            but hey, if'n it worked for you, hope springs eternal!!

                            Quoth SG15Z View Post
                            I look like jail bait? Well this is news to me. Good to know......I guess.....Thanks for boosting my self-esteem, as if I wasn't so self conscious as it is, now you're gonna make it worse!

                            lol Well EQ you are technically legal pedophilia. What do you expect?

                            I wouldn't say jail bait. Per se. And psh, boost the self-esteem? When did THAT become part of the program. I wasn't alerted! No fair, i don't want to do anymore work.

                            And if you're going to steal my phrases regarding EQ, the least you could do is credit me. So there.

                            </Lupo's random rambles> (Forgive her, she just got home from work...)

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                            • #29
                              Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                              I wouldn't say jail bait. Per se.
                              Then what would you say? Huh? Come on I can take it!

                              And psh, boost the self-esteem? When did THAT become part of the program. I wasn't alerted! No fair, i don't want to do anymore work.
                              Well fine then you look like an inflated version of EQ!*

                              And if you're going to steal my phrases regarding EQ, the least you could do is credit me. So there.

                              </Lupo's random rambles> (Forgive her, she just got home from work...)
                              Fixed!!

                              *Credit to...someone...I don't know I've slept since game night so it's a little hazy...

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                              • #30
                                Quoth SG15Z View Post
                                Well fine then you look like an inflated version of EQ!*
                                EQ showed me a pic of Lupo today, and I have to say, she and Lupo look nothing alike. I will not comment further, as I still don't think there's a right answer to that question.
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