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  • There is no more room buddy!!

    Today at the supermarket there was a problem with the people in front of us at the checkout, a coupon hadn't been loaded properly and needed a managers key to override it.

    The people in front of us were fine, the cashier was fine but the fucking maroon behind me who thought that everything would go faster if he CRAMMED HIMSELF UP MY ARSE was the rude one.

    Our stuff was on the belt, there was about 10 inches of room for their stuff so far and he of course tries to load his entire carts worth of groceries in that space. He then starts shuffling forward... and foward and forward and forward

    The problem is, I never move forward because THERE IS NO ROOM TO MOVE IN TO

    The woman who is paying is standing at the terminal not moving, I am behind her with my trolley in front of me, NOT MOVING but this jackarse thinks that pushing me forward will somehow magically open a vortex that will make me dissipate and he can get out of here faster....

    I turned around TWICE after he "bumped" me and he took a step back and gave me an eye roll. As soon as I turned around he was back, his breath on my neck, his debit card pressing against me. Kind of nudging me forward Even K finally said "could you step back your pushing her" and the idiot kind of sighed and stepped back again.

    I was so fed up at that stage I took a half step back right onto his foot and kind of "yelped" in surprise so people turned at other check outs to look at us and I said "SORRY I didn't realise you were SOOOOOOOOOO close" and he FINALLY backed off.

    I hate these people... get out of my personal bubble and DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!
    I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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    Quoth Kiwi View Post

    I was so fed up at that stage I took a half step back right onto his foot and kind of "yelped" in surprise so people turned at other check outs to look at us and I said "SORRY I didn't realise you were SOOOOOOOOOO close" and he FINALLY backed off.

    I hate these people... get out of my personal bubble and DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!
    I've done that before; most memorable time was to a jackass who was standing so close to me at the cashpoint that I could feel him breathing down my neck. I stepped back on to his toe with as much force as I could muster; also, I happened to be wearing my New Rocks with the metal heels. Cue fake "Oooh, I'm sooo sorry!" from me, and jackass hopping back, swearing. XD

    Do not encroach on the bubble, or pain will result. -__-
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    • #3
      Why not just tell him to back up? Clearly he wasn't catching on and a more obvious approach needed taken. Though it wouldn't necessarily work. Sense doesn't with most jackasses.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        I've actually said this one before:

        "Dude, Personal Space. Learn It."
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          Quoth bainsidhe View Post
          Why not just tell him to back up?
          Quoth Kiwi View Post
          Even K finally said "could you step back your pushing her" and the idiot kind of sighed and stepped back again.
          ............
          I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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          • #6
            I have a bad 'habbit' of speaking my txt messages did that once to the line of 'hmm i really hope my virus is not airborne.. the doctors wernt really sure....'
            Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
            pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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            • #7
              These are the situations in which a hot sulfurous fart is socially approved.
              Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip! Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?

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