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Today at the supermarket there was a problem with the people in front of us at the checkout, a coupon hadn't been loaded properly and needed a managers key to override it.
The people in front of us were fine, the cashier was fine but the fucking maroon behind me who thought that everything would go faster if he CRAMMED HIMSELF UP MY ARSE was the rude one.
Our stuff was on the belt, there was about 10 inches of room for their stuff so far and he of course tries to load his entire carts worth of groceries in that space. He then starts shuffling forward... and foward and forward and forward
The problem is, I never move forward because THERE IS NO ROOM TO MOVE IN TO
The woman who is paying is standing at the terminal not moving, I am behind her with my trolley in front of me, NOT MOVING but this jackarse thinks that pushing me forward will somehow magically open a vortex that will make me dissipate and he can get out of here faster....
I turned around TWICE after he "bumped" me and he took a step back and gave me an eye roll. As soon as I turned around he was back, his breath on my neck, his debit card pressing against me. Kind of nudging me forward Even K finally said "could you step back your pushing her" and the idiot kind of sighed and stepped back again.
I was so fed up at that stage I took a half step back right onto his foot and kind of "yelped" in surprise so people turned at other check outs to look at us and I said "SORRY I didn't realise you were SOOOOOOOOOO close" and he FINALLY backed off.
I hate these people... get out of my personal bubble and DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!
The people in front of us were fine, the cashier was fine but the fucking maroon behind me who thought that everything would go faster if he CRAMMED HIMSELF UP MY ARSE was the rude one.
Our stuff was on the belt, there was about 10 inches of room for their stuff so far and he of course tries to load his entire carts worth of groceries in that space. He then starts shuffling forward... and foward and forward and forward
The problem is, I never move forward because THERE IS NO ROOM TO MOVE IN TO
The woman who is paying is standing at the terminal not moving, I am behind her with my trolley in front of me, NOT MOVING but this jackarse thinks that pushing me forward will somehow magically open a vortex that will make me dissipate and he can get out of here faster....
I turned around TWICE after he "bumped" me and he took a step back and gave me an eye roll. As soon as I turned around he was back, his breath on my neck, his debit card pressing against me. Kind of nudging me forward Even K finally said "could you step back your pushing her" and the idiot kind of sighed and stepped back again.
I was so fed up at that stage I took a half step back right onto his foot and kind of "yelped" in surprise so people turned at other check outs to look at us and I said "SORRY I didn't realise you were SOOOOOOOOOO close" and he FINALLY backed off.
I hate these people... get out of my personal bubble and DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!
I stepped back on to his toe with as much force as I could muster; also, I happened to be wearing my New Rocks with the metal heels. 
Cue fake "Oooh, I'm sooo sorry!" from me, and jackass hopping back, swearing. XD
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