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Backhanded Am I
So, I'm headed around Wal-Mart. A guy and wife are blocking a turn to the left that Boyfriend and me need to make. Wife moves out of the way, as guy is looking at some endcap stuff on the right.
Bofriend walks past the guy's right side and back fine. I start to go past his side, and guy BACKHANDS my right cheek. Instinctively, my arm clenches and I almost contact his face when:
Guy: OH! OH! I am so sorry! I thought you were my wife!
That's.. not much better o_0 Instead of continuing, we just walked away while Boyfriend calmed me down. We were left wondering wtf for a bit.
The NSFW:
Chloroform Booty Theft
For those not in the know:
–noun 1. Also called trichloromethane. Chemistry, Pharmacology.
A colorless, volatile, nonflammable, slightly water-soluble, pungent, sweet-tasting liquid, CHCl3, usually derived from acetone, acetaldehyde, or ethyl alcohol by the reaction of chloride of lime: used chiefly in medicine as a solvent and formerly as an anesthetic.
Now, when used as an anesthetic, you will pass out and remember nothing, or vague fragments as if you're dreaming.
This story comes from my brother-in-law.
He's in the Marines, and was warned against going into the chemical supply shed with this story, as it's the reason there is such tight security with the shed:
Two guys were chemical handlers in this base. They schemed and one day took some chloroform from the shed, picked their target (in their bunk house) and put some on his pillow before they all went to bed.
Every night, until they were caught a week later, the guys would take his limp body to the bathroom (which I'm told is soundproof), and butt rape him several times until morning came.
The victim was in the medical office complaining of an obvious problem (and some constipation followed by EXTREME diarrhea), and that's how they found out.
Holy fridge, right?
So, I'm headed around Wal-Mart. A guy and wife are blocking a turn to the left that Boyfriend and me need to make. Wife moves out of the way, as guy is looking at some endcap stuff on the right.
Bofriend walks past the guy's right side and back fine. I start to go past his side, and guy BACKHANDS my right cheek. Instinctively, my arm clenches and I almost contact his face when:
Guy: OH! OH! I am so sorry! I thought you were my wife!
That's.. not much better o_0 Instead of continuing, we just walked away while Boyfriend calmed me down. We were left wondering wtf for a bit.
The NSFW:
Chloroform Booty Theft
For those not in the know:
–noun 1. Also called trichloromethane. Chemistry, Pharmacology.
A colorless, volatile, nonflammable, slightly water-soluble, pungent, sweet-tasting liquid, CHCl3, usually derived from acetone, acetaldehyde, or ethyl alcohol by the reaction of chloride of lime: used chiefly in medicine as a solvent and formerly as an anesthetic.
Now, when used as an anesthetic, you will pass out and remember nothing, or vague fragments as if you're dreaming.
This story comes from my brother-in-law.
He's in the Marines, and was warned against going into the chemical supply shed with this story, as it's the reason there is such tight security with the shed:
Two guys were chemical handlers in this base. They schemed and one day took some chloroform from the shed, picked their target (in their bunk house) and put some on his pillow before they all went to bed.
Every night, until they were caught a week later, the guys would take his limp body to the bathroom (which I'm told is soundproof), and butt rape him several times until morning came.
The victim was in the medical office complaining of an obvious problem (and some constipation followed by EXTREME diarrhea), and that's how they found out.
Holy fridge, right?
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