Religious experience at the supermarket

[edible_hat]

I just got back from a trip to the supermarket to pick up a couple of things.

While I was there, there was an unsupervised kid running around. He literally ran into an old man, who said "Jesus Christ, watch where you're going!"

So yeah, I saw Jesus at the supermarket.

[mikoyan29]

for the longest time I thought my name was Jesus Christ and my brother was Dammit.

Dammit, get in the house....
But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ....

Borrowed from Bill Cosby....

[Pagan]

Dang! You got there first mikoyan!

[MrSmiley]

My smartass comment to people saying "Jesus!" is usually an excited "where?" while I look around.

[Andara Bledin]

My mother and youngest aunt are twins. My aunt was more likely to get into trouble than my mom (or more likely to be caught at it), so my grandfather used to say, "Damnit, Janet" at her a lot. One time he said "Damnit, Janis" to my mom, and my mom (being about 8 at the time) told him, "That's her name."

^-.-^

[Ghel]

Frequently, when people say "oh, my god," I'll say "yes?"

[mariamousie1]

Well, for some people that's a reflex. I used to say "Dammit" all the time and my brother would automatically add "Janet" just to bug me. We've watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show too many times, I guess.

[BethB]

Frequently, when people say "oh, my god," I'll say "yes?"

Normally I respond to that with "Don't take my name in vain." All teasing, obviously

[Andara Bledin]

Well, for some people that's a reflex. I used to say "Dammit" all the time and my brother would automatically add "Janet" just to bug me. We've watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show too many times, I guess.

Well, my little story is rather a bit older than RHPS.

oooh.. funny typo... I originally put HRPS...

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[Bandit]

My dog responds to

"Damnit!"
"Dog Damnit"
"Hey you!"
"Geddoffathere!"
and
"Schwinebeast"

No, I'm not normally allowed to name pets.

B

[NightWatch]

The bf is a smart ass of the epic sort.
Me: (Bf says something horrible but funny) Oh god!! <bf's name>!
Bf: Oh honey, you can just call me by my name, you don't have to call me god.

He's now used to my rolling my eyes at him and responds to "dammit" as much as he does his own name...

[Misanthropical]

We use "Allah damn it" a lot around here. Yes, we are big fans of Jeff Dunham, why do you ask?

I don't know why people look at us funny when we say it.

[Pagan]

We use "Allah damn it" a lot around here.

On a stick.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

for the longest time I thought my name was Jesus Christ and my brother was Dammit.

Dammit, get in the house....
But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ....

Borrowed from Bill Cosby....

One of the best quotes from my childhood . . . my brother and I would literally crack up every time we'd hear that snippet.

We still do that routine from time to time . . . and he's 34 (going on 11) and I'm 40 (and some days I feel like 100).

And it probably won't be long before I learn all the words to "Jingle bombs." That should be a riot at work this Christmas at the Kitty.

[Becks]

My smartass comment to people saying "Jesus!" is usually an excited "where?" while I look around.

You do that, too?