so, last week I went to Reno with my boyfriend (sweetest guy ever), and oddly enough, despite this trip being a little bit longer, there was less sightings than when I went to San Fran. Alas, there were still sightings, and I shall share them for you're amusement.
seriously, take a picture, it will last longer
this is actually a repeated story across all of rural Nevada (and a very few number of times in Reno). Every time we'd stop for gas or to get something to eat and we'd be, for lack of better terms, couple-y, people would stop and stare... seriously, I know rural Nevada is only slightly less isolated than rural Utah, but we surely can't be the first gay couple you've seen... move along... and if we truly are that much of an oddity, please, take a picture, frame it, put it over your mantle for all I care, just please stop staring.
something conspicuously lacking
Something to note... while in Reno, not a single service person, be it waiter/waitress, host/hostess, bartender, or cashier gave a second thought to the fact that they were serving a gay couple, they just did their job to the best of their ability (well, to the most part... there are some I will post about, but that had nothing to do with the point here)... I think that the hotel clerk in Martinez could learn something from these people.
friend sighting
OK, this guy is a dear friend, but seriously, I was ready to smack him.
First off, when we dropped him off at his apartment he asked "hey, do you guys mind giving me some quick advice on interior decorating"... which to be honest, kinda irritated me, because when I was in the closet he never asked me for help with design, but now that he knows that I'm gay, I obviously can do decorating
Now though, enters the real problem... I have learned that this guy doesn't need decorating help... he just needs help.
shall I list the problems
1. he was putting away dirty knives
2. he did not know that you need to sharpen knives much less how to sharpen them
3. he has no nonslip in his shower
4. he has a BROKEN lava lamp that he refuses to throw away because "it's artistic".
5. he keeps a broken printer as a footrest
6. you have to climb over other furniture to get into his living room.
7. he is using a pillow case as a wall decoration
8. he leaves burnt out lightbulbs in the sockets... to save electricity.
9. he keeps furniture in his bedroom closet because he can't decide what to keep and what to give away
10. not decorating related, but seriously dude, when you have a 24 inch waste you should wear clothing that size, not large enough to fit a chub like me (40inch waste)... you look like you are wearing hand-me-downs and you are 23 years old.
that is the short list... needless to say, this quick decorating advice turned into a two part episode of queer eye for the straight guy.
yup, there's always at least the one
Don't think that I didn't get away scott free without any homophobe sightings... oh no.... this country is nowhere near that level of enlightenment.
While we were walking along the riverwalk in downtown (holding hands) a couple (man and woman) were walking the opposite direction. He was staring at us the whole time and as soon as he got past us turned around and yelled "just die fucking cock suckers".
Of course our response was "just a little bit jealous that we do it better than your girlfriend are you" (I'd like to point out, this is a heavily patrolled area by the police, there was a cop car less than half a block away, I knew this guy wasn't going to try anything).
His girlfriend at least had the decency to look like she was embarrassed to be seen with him, and gave him a look that looked like it was saying "see if I give you any tonight, asshole".
lolwut
While I was there I got sick (something that actually I am very grateful for... me getting sick and K taking care of me was a very effective way of winning favor for him with my family... anyway), I went into Walgreens and got Sucretes, allergy medicine, sudephed, and tylenol...
The cashier's comment... "oh, is someone sick"
nope, I enjoy paying way too much for cold medicine for the hell of it... here's your sign.
I'm sure I have more, but work calls, I may ETA later with more as I remember them/I have the time to post them
seriously, take a picture, it will last longer
this is actually a repeated story across all of rural Nevada (and a very few number of times in Reno). Every time we'd stop for gas or to get something to eat and we'd be, for lack of better terms, couple-y, people would stop and stare... seriously, I know rural Nevada is only slightly less isolated than rural Utah, but we surely can't be the first gay couple you've seen... move along... and if we truly are that much of an oddity, please, take a picture, frame it, put it over your mantle for all I care, just please stop staring.
something conspicuously lacking
Something to note... while in Reno, not a single service person, be it waiter/waitress, host/hostess, bartender, or cashier gave a second thought to the fact that they were serving a gay couple, they just did their job to the best of their ability (well, to the most part... there are some I will post about, but that had nothing to do with the point here)... I think that the hotel clerk in Martinez could learn something from these people.
friend sighting
OK, this guy is a dear friend, but seriously, I was ready to smack him.
First off, when we dropped him off at his apartment he asked "hey, do you guys mind giving me some quick advice on interior decorating"... which to be honest, kinda irritated me, because when I was in the closet he never asked me for help with design, but now that he knows that I'm gay, I obviously can do decorating

Now though, enters the real problem... I have learned that this guy doesn't need decorating help... he just needs help.
shall I list the problems
1. he was putting away dirty knives
2. he did not know that you need to sharpen knives much less how to sharpen them
3. he has no nonslip in his shower
4. he has a BROKEN lava lamp that he refuses to throw away because "it's artistic".
5. he keeps a broken printer as a footrest
6. you have to climb over other furniture to get into his living room.
7. he is using a pillow case as a wall decoration
8. he leaves burnt out lightbulbs in the sockets... to save electricity.
9. he keeps furniture in his bedroom closet because he can't decide what to keep and what to give away
10. not decorating related, but seriously dude, when you have a 24 inch waste you should wear clothing that size, not large enough to fit a chub like me (40inch waste)... you look like you are wearing hand-me-downs and you are 23 years old.
that is the short list... needless to say, this quick decorating advice turned into a two part episode of queer eye for the straight guy.
yup, there's always at least the one
Don't think that I didn't get away scott free without any homophobe sightings... oh no.... this country is nowhere near that level of enlightenment.
While we were walking along the riverwalk in downtown (holding hands) a couple (man and woman) were walking the opposite direction. He was staring at us the whole time and as soon as he got past us turned around and yelled "just die fucking cock suckers".
Of course our response was "just a little bit jealous that we do it better than your girlfriend are you" (I'd like to point out, this is a heavily patrolled area by the police, there was a cop car less than half a block away, I knew this guy wasn't going to try anything).
His girlfriend at least had the decency to look like she was embarrassed to be seen with him, and gave him a look that looked like it was saying "see if I give you any tonight, asshole".
lolwut
While I was there I got sick (something that actually I am very grateful for... me getting sick and K taking care of me was a very effective way of winning favor for him with my family... anyway), I went into Walgreens and got Sucretes, allergy medicine, sudephed, and tylenol...
The cashier's comment... "oh, is someone sick"
nope, I enjoy paying way too much for cold medicine for the hell of it... here's your sign.
I'm sure I have more, but work calls, I may ETA later with more as I remember them/I have the time to post them


to your comeback about the idiots who screamed about the sucking!

lmao pwnd

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