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    I was at an estate sale on the weekend - picked up a gorgeous tarnished persian vase that shined up really nicely - and encountered an EW like you wouldn't believe.

    It was very apparent that the owner had recently passed and the relatives were trying to quickly organize and vacate the house of belongings to make a quick sale of the house itself.

    Lots of knick-knacks and doo-dads, hastily organized and with all the previous owners belongings still in the closets, but all clearly marked and numerous signs displayed throughout the house (the entire house contents were to be sold) indicated no bargaining please, that prices were already very low.

    A screeching woman barges in front of me with her purchases (used coffee pot, some mis-matched cups from the same very nice pattern, but 3 coffee cups and a tea-cup, a few old cookbooks (wish I'd seen them first)) and begins to talk down the already reasonable prices with the obviously harried women (HW) who are trying to keep an eye on all the people wandering through the 3 stories of the house, answer questions and take the money, noting down every transaction.

    The bitchy barger (BB) spent a considerable amount of time, but certainly not money, asking the rudest questions including why they were selling everything, where did the old lady go to and how much were they asking for the house?

    The women quite nicely replied that they didn’t wish to discuss it, but asked her if there was anything else that she would like to purchase?

    BB – “Nope – I don’t even know why I’m buying this crap, but I might be able to give away some of it at some weddings I’m going to be invited to.”
    HW – “Well, if you don’t need anything else, everything you've picked out comes to $xx.xx altogether.
    BB - "Geez, that's a lot for a few pieces of crap. I'll give you $x.xx for the lot".
    HW - "That will be fine". <obviously just wanting to get rid of BB>

    BB tosses the money on the table (all in dimes, nickels and pennies) and demands that each piece be wrapped individually and placed in separate bags "not with the newspaper - use some of the tissue paper from that box over there (the box held a beautiful full set of china that was to be sold as a full set, but the HW did as told to shut her up).

    As BB is walking out, she turned around and said to the HW - "Geez, she must be glad she's dead to avoid relatives like you, you didn't even thank me for buying this stuff!"
    Last edited by TOLady; 08-25-2009, 07:29 PM. Reason: seplling
    No... Just No! And I mean it this time!

  • #2
    Holy damn. If I had been a relative of the recently departed and had to deal with that scumrag, I would've tossed her out of the house.

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    • #3
      "no she's glad to be dead because no one should deal with bitches like you harping about the prices. she's going to haunt you and terrorize you in your sleep now until you grow a soul you pathetic excuse for DNA"


      dont you wish you could say that?

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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        "no she's glad to be dead because no one should deal with bitches like you harping about the prices. she's going to haunt you and terrorize you in your sleep now until you grow a soul you pathetic excuse for DNA"


        dont you wish you could say that?
        Heh, yeah, hope the departed woman haunts her stuff and torments the old twat.
        wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
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        • #5
          What a wonderful dream. It's kind of like "A Christmas Carol," isn't it?

          Which makes me wonder if anyone has considered writing a tale of an Ebeneezer SC being visited by three CS workers...hmm...

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          • #6
            Hmmm...they should have told the B*tch that there might still be room in the coffin if she wanted to meet the deceased herself!
            "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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            • #7
              Quoth MaggieTheCat View Post
              Holy damn. If I had been a relative of the recently departed and had to deal with that scumrag, I would've tossed her out of the house.
              If I had been there, I might have done it without being a family member. What a horse's ass!
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
              Hoc spatio locantur.

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              • #8
                Quoth TOLady View Post
                HW - "Geez, she must be glad she's dead to avoid relatives like you, you didn't even thank me for buying this stuff!"
                buh . . .wah. . .why?! yno what honey, the lady who has passed on doesnt have to deal with bitches like YOU in heaven. Cause you're going souuuuuuuuuuuuth

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                • #9
                  Any sale like that tends to bring out the worst in people. By "worst," I mean the cheap bastards.

                  Years ago, my father had plenty of garage sales. Most of the items came from my great-grandmother's "garage sale phase." That is, she'd head to Florida for the winter...and do nothing but play shuffleboard and go to garage sales. Every few months, she'd send back a *crate* full of crap.

                  Most of the stuff was crap--old bottles, weird statues, books, and other junk that nobody wanted. Yet, she bought it...and had lots of it around when she was still living with my grandparents. Then her mind started failing...so she moved up to my aunt's place in Maine.

                  About that time, my grandmother started getting rid of things. We filled up the station wagon *multiple* times with that crap. Nearly all of it was taken home, cleaned up, and offered for sale...either at our garage sales, or at the weekly drive-in place across town.

                  It never failed--over the course of the day, quite a few people decided that prices were "too high," and would complain about it. And no, we told them that the prices were already low, and if they didn't like it...they could "get bent"

                  At least all of that crap was sold by the time great-grandma passed away in '96...at the age of 103!
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #10
                    Sheesh, what a bitch. If it was me and SO, you can bet your ass we both would've seriously told her off and having her scared shitless in the process (ah, the joys of having a big man).
                    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                    • #11
                      In most circumstances, I would have, and have done so, but this one just left me totally stunned.

                      I just couldn't believe what she'd said, but by the time we stopped our sputtering and picked our jaws up off the floor, she was out the door and up the street.

                      I did give my commiserations to the poor ladies and my condolences on their loss, but since she was clearly off her rocker, I'm not sure if it would have been wise to engage her with so many breakables in the immediate area.

                      BTW - didn't want to make my post any longer than it was, but when I purchased my item, I'd "pretended" I had no small bills and insisted they take a larger amount than the marked price. I'm actually pretty sure that it's worth something.

                      I went back again later in the afternoon to see if another vase I'd admired was still there, bought it and they even threw in a really old book on "receipts" from 1904 they saw me looking through. Includes all these home remedies and recipes that Canadian settlers had used. Cool with that cracked old brown leather binding! Looks great in my bookshelf.
                      No... Just No! And I mean it this time!

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                      • #12
                        I don't know what I would've done after a comment like that, but hopefully it would be loud and rude. Maybe something like "You do NOT speak of my passed family member like that, and you do NOT speak of me or anyone else in my family like that. If you hadn't already paid I would take those things back because you don't deserve them. Now get the hell off my property before I report you to the police for trespassing!"
                        Wow, guess that hit a nerve. That seriously pissed me off. I guess I was imagining someone saying that about a relative of mine.
                        It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                        -Helen Keller

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                        • #13
                          If there are any good home remedies maybe they could be posted in off topic or somthing
                          https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
                          Great YouTube channel check it out!

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                          • #14
                            About my post yesterday, I just want to say that the day before I forgot to take my anti-anxiety meds, and for some reason that makes me hormonal the next day. So I was in a bit of a bitchy mood. Still, that woman was waaaaaaaaaay out of line.
                            It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                            -Helen Keller

                            I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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                            • #15
                              I would have told the bitch "I can't wait to buy those things from YOUR estate sale!".
                              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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