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  • "Hmmm I don't need this shirt...WHY DON'T I FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET?"

    I seriously wonder what was going through this person's head when he decided to flush his shirt down the toilet today at school. No, I'm not kidding...the janitor seriously walked out laughing at how there was a soaked SHIRT that had tried to get flushed.
    Kangaroo Squee!

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    At least it's not a cherry bomb
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      It may not have been the shirt owner who tried to flush it. Someone could have taken it from the owner and tried to flush it.

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      • #4
        That's just weird, and it's not even "talk like a pirate day". That would sort of make sense - adding an "Arrrr" to something you would normally flush down the toilet.
        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        • #5
          I've seen people hide soiled undergarments behind the toilet since they apparently were too "embarrassed" to throw them away properly (ew). Maybe the guy soiled the shirt somehow? (double ew)
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            I found a shirt balled up with poop in it on the sales floor once. Kinda the opposite of this I guess?
            wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
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            Yes, that’s right. It’s a pair of gold foil headphones. Gold foil. Finally, headphones just as awful as your taste in music.

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