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    Every year this time, the local newsrag puts out a little childrens' activity book which includes letters to Santa written and submitted by local children. I always like to look at this when it comes. Guess I never grew up in that regard.

    Included in the book was this letter, written by somebody claiming to be 14 years old, from some town I've never heard of existing in Cheeselandialand:

    Dear Santa:

    I want my Helio to be turned on for service so that I can text and talk to my friends, and for emergencies. But what I want more than anything else, Santa, is for all the unemployed teenagers and adults to be able to earn the money they need or desire during our economic hard times this Christmas. This website (URL) has an opportunity that is 'Free,' with Zero investment, and they never have to spend a dime, Santa. Anyone who is 13 years and older can earn as much money as they can. Santa please get this website to all the jobless, homeless, hungry and less fortunate in our world.

    Thank you and God bless you.

    For shits and giggles, I typed in the URL, and went to a webpage featuring a scantily-clad woman holding up a handful of dollar bills, so you know it's legit , and announcing that you can make $43,945.75 in 30 to 90 days with zero investment. Coincidentally, it is hosted by somebody with the same last name as the letter writer.

    TL;DR version: Somebody used my local newsrag's "Letters to Santa" book to advertise a scam of some sort, and the newsrag published the letter without even checking into it.

    And people wonder why I think our local newsrag is useful only as fish wrapping, birdcage lining, and puppy piddle-training pads.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    You could always write a letter to the editor about that.

    I'm sure it would make for very interesting print in the next issue.

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Anyone who is 13 years and older can earn as much money as they can.
      Hmmm... isn't 13 under the child labor laws? Yeah...
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        I'm not sure I'd wrap fish with that paper. They might spoil on contact.....
        "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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        • #5
          I have a friend who lives in a rural community of the United States that seems to fit all kinds of "redneck" stereotypes. He tells me that his local paper prints "christmas letters" for the weekends in December and a lot of them are (unintentional?) comedy gold. From spelling mistakes and awful "i can haz cheeseburger" style writing, to letters for santa asking to please bring stripper poles or Grand Theft Auto games.

          As far as he can tell, the newspaper editor(s) are just oblivious. I must remember to ask him to start scanning them... FOR THE INTERNET!... and so I can be sure he didn't just make the whole story up :P
          Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!

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          • #6
            Quoth MrSmiley View Post
            I must remember to ask him to start scanning them... FOR THE INTERNET!... and so I can be sure he didn't just make the whole story up :P
            When you do, please post the link so we can all enjoy.
            "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
            - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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            • #7
              Quoth Kogarashi View Post
              When you do, please post the link so we can all enjoy.
              I checked with him the other day and apparently they stopped doing this about 2 or 3 years ago with new owners. Guess all the stories he told me were ancient!
              Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!

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