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  • #16
    After we graduated from 8th grade my friend and I took a trip to a theme park ((not sure which one anymore lol I think it was the Nickelodeon one)) we were in line for one of those "Drop" rides and this jerk and his girlfriend cut in front of us with a smirk. He was wearing his pants down past his ass... so I inched forward and stood in line really close to them. Well... when they were called to come get on the ride my food just "Happened" to be on the hem of his pants.... and they just "happened" to fall down around his ankles.

    ...and my friend and I just "happened" to laugh our asses off.

    Obnoxious.
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red

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    • #17
      QUICK KARMA: It appeared to be a drug killing. Hector Quinones, 44, "came
      not wanting to leave fingerprints," police say -- he was wearing two
      pairs of gloves. Quinones burst into a third-floor apartment in
      Manhattan, N.Y., and started shooting. Before he was done, three people
      were dead, including a man he had met in prison; another family member
      was wounded. A fifth survived because Quinones's loose pants fell down,
      tripping him, and when he tried to flee via the fire escape, he fell
      out the window. Police found his body in the alley below, his pants
      around his ankles
      . (New York Times)


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      Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

      "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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      • #18
        my brothers pants are always like that. even at work. i always have to tell him to pull his pants up when he gets home

        im surprised they havent fallen off. i mean yea hes a beanpole, but he could stand to wear a belt to help? i realize thats the style he likes, but come on lol

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        • #19
          Perhaps the world has gone werewolf crazy?
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          ludo ergo sum

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