No, I don't work here

[Pagan]

One of the most annoying things about working at Wal-Mart is that morons expect me to help them when I'm not at Wal-Mart. It's extremely rare, but it's happened.

Especially when you're trying to accomplish your own shopping at the mall. Had three people stop me within the span of about 10 minutes one day.

This is also the precise reason that you no longer find me walking around my apartment complex during the day.

[RxBoy]

That used to happen to me all the time. I used to have a job where I had to wear a white shirt and tie. I used to occasionally stop at Macy's on the way home to shop and would always get asked questions because people thought I worked there. The first time it happened was when a guy asked me where the fitting room was. I didn't realize he thought I worked there and I just pointed to it, figuring maybe he just thought I might know.

I've never been yelled at by somebody who thought I worked somewhere else though. I can't imagine how I'd react if it happened.