I'll boink brother and you can't stop me... (eeeeewness)

[Zellie Crescent]

After reading zzap's post I'm seriously fighting the urge to

[zzapp the witch]

Just an FYI, 'shine can double as an extra strength brain disinfectant, and even a memory wipe.

Is it bad that I like banjo and fiddle music (but I hate country)?

[joe hx]

I also once dated a guy who admitted to me that he liked to have sex with sheep (ewe ewe ewe).

fixed that for ya

[zzapp the witch]

You have NO IDEA how many times I wanted to go back and edit it to that! ROFL

[dendawg]

The OP should have started, "Dear Penthouse Hustler,"

Edited for stronger likelihood.

[morgana]

Is it bad that stories like this don't even gross me out anymore?

(snippage) Yes, polydactylism runs on that side of the family. As do tails.

*bolding added by me*





That reads like something straight out of H.P. Lovecraft. Heard any weird chanting from the woods down there? Not that the serial pervery isn't enough . . .

ZZapp, I don't think brain bleach is going to be enough after that post. I think I need to go pour Oxy-Clean in my ear . . .

[Rapscallion]

As do tails.

Hmm, something to hang on to!

Rapscallion

[morgana]

Raps, I do love you.

[zzapp the witch]

Raps is awesome.

[taxguykarl]

yeah some states have extra laws on that. for example while some states allow first-cousins to wed, several of them have a ban on "doubling"

Here in Illinois (as Mrs. TGK and I found out when we went for our marriage license), first cousins can marry only if the woman is over 50 and/or demonstrably infertile. In our case we have no common ancestor for at least six generations.

[Sheldonrs]

Zzapp, your story reminds me of the un-official state slogan of West Virginia:

"Welcome to West Virginia. 4 Million residents; 3 last names!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Zzapp, your story reminds me of the un-official state slogan of West Virginia:

"Welcome to West Virginia. 4 Million residents; 3 last names!"

I've heard the same thing about Kentucky.

But then I think I heard that parts of Arkansas could ring true to that as well.