Ahhh. . . Crazy neighbours

[Aethian]

Someone at the post office (a customer) was once bragging how he put a rat trap in the mailbox to catch/deter would-be mail thieves. When I expressed my horror at the thought of anyone, especially a poor mail carrier, getting their fingers snapped by a rat trap, he just laughed me off saying he knew when the mailman comes each day and not to worry. I pity the poor mail carrier that works an unfamiliar route at an unusual time one day.

*grumbles low* Good way to get a federal fine or arrest against them for delaying the mail.

[Rapscallion]

I'm sure our Fearless Leader Raps can tell you how many people come over here on this very board and try to hide behind "freedom of speech", having no idea what that means.

Not sure about 'fearless'. Easily amused, perhaps

Actually, I never made an attempt to count them, and considering the number of people on here it's probably a very small percentage. I'm pleased to say that the vast majority of members are very well behaved.

Of course, the ones that think they own the place are very memorable

Rapscallion