Too good to last for long... (and Lupo's back to having shopping shenanigans...)

[Becks]

Luff you too, Becks!

Yay! Love fest!!

[chainedbarista]

yes, train vs. anything on land; sea or air is negotiable.

i've seen clips of them destroying semi-trucks.

not pretty...

[zibmai]

You should go grocery shopping more, Lupo. I love reading your stories

[superhotelworker]

Lupo:
"Sir, touch me again and I can promise you, I'll be plucking grapes. Back the FUCK off."

and say it all with a sugary sweet smile.

I seriously think we should give Lupo one of those nanny came things you can hide in your purse, and let her walk the store. Youtube would be popular with them!

[blas]

Well lupo, we may have a problem, I am bad at cleaning. The only things I am religious about cleaning are the tub and toilet.

But think.....never needing to take the bus again!

[Pagan]

LUPO!! They're spreading. Seriously. We're still a week and a half out from Thanksgiving and they're already acting like it's in the post-Thanksgiving shopping horror show!

I went and did my grocery shopping, got home about 1:30pm and decided to stay here before I bit someone! Oblivious assholes all over the place.

This is why I carry a knife, because some guys have no problem invading your personal space.

You, too? It's like the American Express card for me....I never leave home without it!

Him: Bitch.
Me: Yes, and?
Him: <stares at me blankly>

He says that like it's a bad thing.

I had someone call me a "witch" one time. I looked at them and said, "How'd you know?"

[Chromatix]

I've seen one on sale locally which fits into a buttonhole. The bulk of the device hangs down behind it, so it's almost undetectable. Doubly so if placed... strategically.

[aurelemsrealm]

I've seen one on sale locally which fits into a buttonhole. The bulk of the device hangs down behind it, so it's almost undetectable. Doubly so if placed... strategically.

God I must be tired. When I first read this comment, I really thought it said "butthole" instead of "buttonhole." I think the insanity is taking over again.

The pumpkin spice chai sounds interesting.

[Dreamstalker]

We're still a week and a half out from Thanksgiving and they're already acting like it's in the post-Thanksgiving shopping horror show! Oblivious assholes all over the place.

I just got back from buying stew fixings (I have a container of real roasted chile in the fridge). Twice I put carrots, potatoes and garlic in my basket only to look down and they'd be gone...is produce in a shopping basket somehow fresher than on the displays eight inches away?

Lamb was unusually cheap; as luck would have it I grabbed the last medium-sized package. Forward a bit and a lady who must have been stalking me all the way to the cheese case tried to sneak it out of my basket. She didn't back off until I did my best "wolf defending her kill" impression.

[Pagan]

I just got back from buying stew fixings (I have a container of real roasted chile in the fridge). Twice I put carrots, potatoes and garlic in my basket only to look down and they'd be gone...is produce in a shopping basket somehow fresher than on the displays eight inches away?

Lamb was unusually cheap; as luck would have it I grabbed the last medium-sized package. Forward a bit and a lady who must have been stalking me all the way to the cheese case tried to sneak it out of my basket. She didn't back off until I did my best "wolf defending her kill" impression.

This is why my meatloaf is doing without onion tonight. I didn't feel like walking across the street for one and having to deal with those people.

I made green chile stew last night using some NuMex Heritage 6-4 that I have in the freezer. I've also got some NuMex Heritage Big Jim. I think you can still get some of the 6-4 through the Chili Pepper Institute. For some reason, Biad (sells it in Cruces) has quit taking orders online and shipping it.

[Ellain]

Well lupo, we may have a problem, I am bad at cleaning. The only things I am religious about cleaning are the tub and toilet.

But think.....never needing to take the bus again!

I can clean pretty much anything...

[Zellie Crescent]

Cleaning helps me calm down when I'm stressed out.

[telecom_goddess]

Now THIS is a great line.....
Then shut up, drink your poo, and stop making comments.

Hehehehehe and is it wrong that I practically jump from excitement when I see a shopping post from Lupo?

[Treasure]

I was all "yay" too.

[morgana]

is it wrong that I practically jump from excitement when I see a shopping post from Lupo?

I think most of us do. It's always such a fiesta of suck when Lupo goes shopping.