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  • #16
    HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!

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    • #17
      That is just.... there are no words.



      I think I would have screamed, as well, like others here have said.

      I can see some appeal in light exhibitionism, but more the kind that has a slight chance of getting caught rather than.... ew.
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      • #18
        Oh. My. God.

        As far as the issues of public masturbation...I refer you to Pee-Wee Herman's big adventure in the summer of '91.
        Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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        • #19
          Wow! So THAT'S where she went. The lady from here:http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=66873 sure gets around!

          Really, that's got to be some type of sex crime...
          "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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          • #20
            it is. it's a public restroom which means a child could easily walk in


            of course the sick side of me wants to point out this
            frigging herself in the handicap stall with the door
            that's how i read it at first. thought the was using the door as her toy. or maybe the handle

            Last edited by PepperElf; 12-12-2010, 07:14 PM.

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            • #21
              DUDE!!!!!! This happened to me the last time I went to Wall-store! There was a fat lady (dude, your ankles are sticking out under the stall divider fat) in the stall next to me and as I was in the stall going to the bathroom, she drops this GIGANTIC vibrator...like at least as big as my leg...which isn't small. Luckily she grabbed it before it rolled under the divider...but I jumped up on the toilet seat and yelped. It was scary...
              Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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              • #22
                i hope she washed it off before using it again

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                • #23
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  i hope she washed it off before using it again


                  My brain needs something stronger than bleach...sandpaper it is.
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                  • #24
                    People of Walmart: Outgrossing Howard Stern.
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                    • #25
                      nasty, and yet, somehow, given the way people have become, i'm not shocked, even though i should be.
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #26
                        I.....have no words.

                        Except one.

                        YUCK
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #27
                          I hate you for putting this image in my head.

                          This is why I call WalMart "The Place That Shall Not Be Named."
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                          • #28
                            Quoth zombiequeen View Post
                            ... she drops this GIGANTIC vibrator...like at least as big as my leg...which isn't small.
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            i hope she washed it off before using it again
                            I hope they used a strong disinfectant on the floor after that.
                            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                            • #29
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              People of Walmart: Outgrossing Howard Stern.
                              I love this. Can I use it in my sig?
                              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                              • #30
                                \ I'd've gone straight to the manager, and fast. That bitch needs a criminal record, stat.

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